Many people say Trump is going to buy out theaters that are actually empty to make opening weekend look impressive. And the people that didn’t go will say, “sir, that is the most beautiful movie ever, and she is so lucky to have sex with you every day!” with tears in their eyes.

Wondering how Gym Jordan responded to HIS summons for hearings?

So, never? Because they don’t plan on ever leaving…

Oh, no! Another strongly worded letter! C’mon, Dems-do SOMETHING!

They won’t face questions, because they’ll hide and be “unavailable.”