Rob Marmet
@robmarmet.com
Kind of over social media. And yet I’m here.
This continues to age like an avocado.
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
This continues to age like an avocado.
The women who talk about going to the cottage with Hollander and Rozanov when they show up to the cottage. #HeatedRivalry
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The women who talk about going to the cottage with Hollander and Rozanov when they show up to the cottage. #HeatedRivalry
I have won the airline seat lottery today. United 21D. Invisible person in 21E. Door closed.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I have won the airline seat lottery today. United 21D. Invisible person in 21E. Door closed.
My mind on Cozumel port day when people talk about going to Mr. Santos
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My mind on Cozumel port day when people talk about going to Mr. Santos
I think I know why Anonymous Member’s family went on vacation…
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I think I know why Anonymous Member’s family went on vacation…
If they really want to put Lauren Boebert under pressure, Beetlejuice the Musical is playing at the Winter Garden Theater at 7:30…
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If they really want to put Lauren Boebert under pressure, Beetlejuice the Musical is playing at the Winter Garden Theater at 7:30…
It’s only an hour drive from Tea South Dakota to Gayville South Dakota.
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s only an hour drive from Tea South Dakota to Gayville South Dakota.
Life may have taken me out of TV news....
But I am going to make my own election night multiviewer no matter what happens.
But I am going to make my own election night multiviewer no matter what happens.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Life may have taken me out of TV news....
But I am going to make my own election night multiviewer no matter what happens.
But I am going to make my own election night multiviewer no matter what happens.
🎼 one of these things is not like the others… one of these things just isn’t the same! 🎵
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🎼 one of these things is not like the others… one of these things just isn’t the same! 🎵
How I assume I’ve looked for the last few hours post dilated eye exam
October 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How I assume I’ve looked for the last few hours post dilated eye exam
It is painfully accurate how this paragraph described my past life as a TV news manager. Like almost ended up curled up in the fetal position sobbing after reading it accurate.
And I hope Bari Weiss fails at it worse than I did.
And I hope Bari Weiss fails at it worse than I did.
October 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It is painfully accurate how this paragraph described my past life as a TV news manager. Like almost ended up curled up in the fetal position sobbing after reading it accurate.
And I hope Bari Weiss fails at it worse than I did.
And I hope Bari Weiss fails at it worse than I did.
Virginia Republicans now through November 4th
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Virginia Republicans now through November 4th
He is more than welcome to buy a used ENG van and hang out near it with the mast raised to full height during a Thunderstorm.
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
He is more than welcome to buy a used ENG van and hang out near it with the mast raised to full height during a Thunderstorm.
This is the most ominous thing to happen to Kevin McHale since he delivered pizza to the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton Pennsylvania.
September 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is the most ominous thing to happen to Kevin McHale since he delivered pizza to the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton Pennsylvania.
Should not have hung out with Muffin Cupcake Heeler.
September 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Should not have hung out with Muffin Cupcake Heeler.
Sometimes the lyrics on Apple Music are a little silly.
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Sometimes the lyrics on Apple Music are a little silly.
Dear LinkedIn,
Oh hellll Noem. Not a good fit for this job opening.
Oh hellll Noem. Not a good fit for this job opening.
September 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Dear LinkedIn,
Oh hellll Noem. Not a good fit for this job opening.
Oh hellll Noem. Not a good fit for this job opening.
Because we live in the hellscape that is AI generated voices in 2025.
Here's "RFK Jr." singing some Monty Python.
Here's "RFK Jr." singing some Monty Python.
September 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Because we live in the hellscape that is AI generated voices in 2025.
Here's "RFK Jr." singing some Monty Python.
Here's "RFK Jr." singing some Monty Python.
I made this very poorly done photoshop image on January 20th. Honestly surprised it took this long for me to use it again.
September 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I made this very poorly done photoshop image on January 20th. Honestly surprised it took this long for me to use it again.
Mr. Cartmanez is going to need a new person to teach his students about.
September 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Mr. Cartmanez is going to need a new person to teach his students about.
The following should be read with your inner monologue as a scary TV news announcer voice. (Ideally Scott Chapin when he was in his prime. IYKYK.)
Crisis at Costco! The chickens flew the coop! Starving shoppers scramble as the rotisserie rolls to a sudden stop!
Crisis at Costco! The chickens flew the coop! Starving shoppers scramble as the rotisserie rolls to a sudden stop!
August 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The following should be read with your inner monologue as a scary TV news announcer voice. (Ideally Scott Chapin when he was in his prime. IYKYK.)
Crisis at Costco! The chickens flew the coop! Starving shoppers scramble as the rotisserie rolls to a sudden stop!
Crisis at Costco! The chickens flew the coop! Starving shoppers scramble as the rotisserie rolls to a sudden stop!
Sometimes you send texts to a friend who works for a certain cable news network that has Jake Tapper on staff.
August 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sometimes you send texts to a friend who works for a certain cable news network that has Jake Tapper on staff.
This headline is like mad-libs on meth
August 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This headline is like mad-libs on meth