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Never forget:
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Twitter shite of Nancy Mace doing a whiplash 180 once the identity of Kirk's shooter was
September 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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A summary graphic of a bunch of violent, hateful rhetoric from Charlie Kirk. "Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment
September 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Please.
The correct response to those complaining about Gavin's floor photo: The shitheel sitting at a gaudy white piano in a gaudy Temu gold apartment, with his gaudy illegal immigrant third wife laid out on top of it.
August 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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i don't give a fuuuuuuu
they'll never be worse than this shitheel
Donald Trump, Melania Trump and Barron Trump in formal wear in a just generally uncomfortable photo; Trump sitting, Melania standing next to him looking like a model, and Barron sitting on a full-size stuffed lion. Trump grins like an idiot, while Melania and Barron's facial expressions are not unlike those of hostages. They are surrounded by the trappings of wealth: Ugly-ass gold gilded furniture, an expensive gold rug, some gold shit on the ceiling, and huge gold windows opening out onto a balcony with sweeping NYC views
August 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Elon Musk at the 2025 US Presidential Inauguration, behind a podium with the Presidential Seal on it, slapping his hand to his chest and thrusting the hand high to the crowd, palm down, while biting his lower lip, then turning his back to camera and doing it again. Anecdotally, Elon joked 3 days later on Twitter: “Bet you did nazi that coming”.
July 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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#santaana #huntingtonbeach #nosleepforice
June 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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And here's video of the crowd protesting for No Kings Day, June 24, 2025, in front of the Marshall County Courthouse in Guntersville, Alabama

#50501Movement #FiftyFiftyOne #NoKings #NoKingsDay #PeoplesMovement #June14
#rolltide
#Alabama
June 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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As deep red as it gets: Guntersville, Alabama (pop. ~8500), bold protest in front of the Marshall County Courthouse.

#rolltide
#Alabama
#AlabamaIndivisible
#50501 #50501Movement #FiftyFiftyOne #NoKings #NoKingsDay #PeoplesMovement #June14
Crowd protesting for No Kings Day, June 24, 2025, in front of the Marshall County Courthouse in Guntersville, Alabama Another angle of the crowd protesting for No Kings Day, June 24, 2025, in front of the Marshall County Courthouse in Guntersville, Alabama A third angle of the crowd protesting for No Kings Day, June 24, 2025, in front of the Marshall County Courthouse in Guntersville, Alabama. One person holds a sign that, above and below an American Flag, reads: "I'M A VETERAN NOT A SUCKER OR A LOSER" And another that reads: "DEPORT TRUMP TO EL SALVADOR"
June 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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June 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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a classic from like a month ago
It's a screenshot of a meme of a bluesky post from @laseletzsky.bsky.social that reads "Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans"
April 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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For the tiktok averse and the resta y'all, here's the video in full:
April 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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A tale told in two screenshots of Elon Musk with a caption on each. Top: "'Empathy is a weakness' - Feb 2025" Bottom: "'How dare people laugh at my pain?'" - March 2025"
March 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Two social media text posts in one image. Top: Text that reads "no no no you misunderstood. I said 'fuck YOUR feelings'. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird" Bottom: A screengrab from video of President Musk in an interview with Fox News. The text reads "Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?"
March 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Post the first video game you remember playing.🕹️
Y'all I'm old
A screen grab of Pong, the first home video game. Black screen, white line down the middle, two block "paddles" and a block "ball" with the score - block letters showing "02" for the left side and "00" for the other. As visually uninteresting as it sounds.
March 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Yep, turns out that that was what's called a "dead cat bounce" -- a last-minute dog-whistle hype-up so that the big money folks have a day or two to get out before the tank continues.
A meme using a photo from more than a few years ago of a teary-eyed President Elon Musk, with the caption "You guys have a group chat?" above it.
March 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Please stop with the shitty AI "art"
It's embarrassing and undermining
a detail of the shitty AI art zoomed on a, I suppose, press badge that reads, inexplicably, "PESSSECRET"
March 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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A stock photo of the Pope, in a wheelchair, speaking to a crowd -- an assistant holds a mic for him. The quote above him, which is likely not accurate, reads: "I lived bitch"
March 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Comics fans, after seeing even one photograph of Alan Moore, should EXPECT that he's got opinions they don't share, and that he doesn't want to promote much of anything.
I mean, come on:
B&W close-up photo of crazy-ass Alan Moore looking like the crazy-ass cave-dwelling wizard he always looks like.
March 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek.
The "ship" made from a Tilt-A-Whirl car and other stuff from the excellent movie EXPLORERS [1985]
March 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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If you see a this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
This is a grainy, trailcam-like image of a dark curving country road, center lines on the road stretching through the center of the photo, grassy shoulder on the left, street lights and a car's headlights in the distance. The head and shoulders of someone who looks so dang much like Gwyneth Paltrow that you'd swear it's her, wearing all white and looking ghostly pale — with her platinum blonde hair flat, long and parted in the middle, tucked behind her ears — is in the bottom right of the image with a very surprised look on her face. She’s turned to the camera as though she were a deer caught in headlights or in the camera flash of a trailcam. Her mouth is a bit agape, but not like wide open, which, for some reason, is the funniest part of the whole thing. She really needs to get her roots bleached. There ya go. That's what the image looks like. And while one can safely assume that this image is not at all real, one can nonetheless rest assured that it is quite hilarious. Thanks, non-Gwyneth. Thanks for the love. Thanks for the laughs. Thanks for being fake you.
March 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Hey Bernie and AOC? Love what you're doing -- keep it up.
Y'know what I'd also like to see?
Bluesky added to this list on Bernie's site.
@sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social
A phone screenshot of the bottom of Bernie Sanders' site. A big purple circle is drawn around the "Social Media" sites that are listed: "Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube" -- Bluesky is conspicuously missing from the list.
March 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Cast yourself as a villain
This is a grainy, trailcam-like image of a dark curving country road, center lines on the road stretching through the center of the photo, grassy shoulder on the left, street lights and a car's headlights in the distance. The head and shoulders of someone who looks so dang much like Gwyneth Paltrow that you'd swear it's her, wearing all white and looking ghostly pale — with her platinum blonde hair flat, long and parted in the middle, tucked behind her ears — is in the bottom right of the image with a very surprised look on her face. She’s turned to the camera as though she were a deer caught in headlights or in the camera flash of a trailcam. Her mouth is a bit agape, but not like wide open, which, for some reason, is the funniest part of the whole thing. She really needs to get her roots bleached. There ya go. That's what the image looks like. And while one can safely assume that this image is not at all real, one can nonetheless rest assured that it is quite hilarious. Thanks, non-Gwyneth. Thanks for the love. Thanks for the laughs. Thanks for being fake you.
March 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM