@robmitchelson.bsky.social
Sure, from an environmental perspective you COULD pee in the shower, but you also COULD stand around in the toilet, so…
July 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sure, from an environmental perspective you COULD pee in the shower, but you also COULD stand around in the toilet, so…
I’m feeling brave today, so I guess I’ll just come out and say it: The Nolan Batman movies were a tad too serious for my taste.
July 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m feeling brave today, so I guess I’ll just come out and say it: The Nolan Batman movies were a tad too serious for my taste.
Come see my new solo show called “Chasing Ray Bradbury” if I were serous.
June 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Come see my new solo show called “Chasing Ray Bradbury” if I were serous.
And that’s how you get CHUDs.
April 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
And that’s how you get CHUDs.
Today I invented carbonated milk and spray ranch.
March 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Today I invented carbonated milk and spray ranch.
Will more people listen to this Bandcamp link on here? NEW MUSIC FROM ME!
futuregumchewers.bandcamp.com/track/im-sti...
futuregumchewers.bandcamp.com/track/im-sti...
I'm Still Here, by Future Gum Chewers
track by Future Gum Chewers
futuregumchewers.bandcamp.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Will more people listen to this Bandcamp link on here? NEW MUSIC FROM ME!
futuregumchewers.bandcamp.com/track/im-sti...
futuregumchewers.bandcamp.com/track/im-sti...
Yay, new music from my new project! Yay! Check it out on Bandcamp at https://futuregumchewers.bandcamp.com
February 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Yay, new music from my new project! Yay! Check it out on Bandcamp at https://futuregumchewers.bandcamp.com
Have a Happy Trade War (TM) everybody!
February 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Have a Happy Trade War (TM) everybody!
Glad my name isn’t Gauntlet VonFlavourhorne, that’d be weird.
February 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Glad my name isn’t Gauntlet VonFlavourhorne, that’d be weird.
Hot take: The way the binding comes up over the fret edges on Gibson guitars is, humbly, kinda creepy.
January 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hot take: The way the binding comes up over the fret edges on Gibson guitars is, humbly, kinda creepy.
Incentivize. Your. Surveys. #basichumandecency
January 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Incentivize. Your. Surveys. #basichumandecency
It worries me that, to the best of my knowledge, Ash never replaces Misty’s bike.
January 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It worries me that, to the best of my knowledge, Ash never replaces Misty’s bike.
If you’re not putting the butter knives in between your fingers and making Wolverine hands when you put away the dishes, are you even human?
January 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you’re not putting the butter knives in between your fingers and making Wolverine hands when you put away the dishes, are you even human?
Maybe I’m having a little trouble sleeping these days, but shouldn’t at least one highway be called “The Zesty Westy”?
January 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Maybe I’m having a little trouble sleeping these days, but shouldn’t at least one highway be called “The Zesty Westy”?
@cjsw.bsky.social finally the cool folks are on here!
January 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@cjsw.bsky.social finally the cool folks are on here!
If one more person tries to sell me a sure-fire system to get Spotify streams, I’m … I’m not sure what I’ll do, but SOMETHING.
January 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If one more person tries to sell me a sure-fire system to get Spotify streams, I’m … I’m not sure what I’ll do, but SOMETHING.