When lobster is on crazy sale you have to serve a little summer risotto for your nerves.

Ritaaaaaa

This was supposed to be bougie avocado toast but wouldn’t ya know it the sourdough turned early. That’s okay. Rice bowls are good too.

Gonna start posting my food here because shut up. This one is couscous with toasted red pepper, cherry tomatoes, and crumbled goat cheese. Got it from No Meat Disco—find him and make his recipes because they fuck.

Relevant literature.

When it’s been literally hours and CCC Twilight: Eclipse hasn’t dropped yet.

It’s tech week so I made many meals today. Come see Spelling Bee (link in bio)!
This week we eat rotini bolognese, Thai chicken curry, burrito bowls, and steak fried rice, with a bonus leftover meatloaf sandwich.

@shavemylemon.bsky.social says, “let’s watch Twilight for @cccatacombs.bsky.social”

@thecultfarmer.bsky.social:

Come see me fulfill my community service.

This is the dumbest idea of all time. I might have to make a trip out to see these crazy kids.

Had the best time meeting Grady Hendrix this weekend. #booksky

Get thee to Smoke N’ Ash Tex-Ethiopian in Arlington as soon as you POSSIBLY can. It’s outrageous. Delicious. Perfect. No notes. I’d bathe in the green sauce (and my skin would look GREAT).

The first book of the year has been finished! 5 out of 5 stars; pick it up if you like comedic nonfiction. Bonus points for audiobook, as literal genius Jamie Loftus reads it herself.

Hot tea and a lukewarm movie for my afternoon.
The tea: Jasmine Green
The flick: Demons of Ludlow (83)