"Why aren't you taking a precaution?"
"I forgot about it"
"How do you forget about a disease!?!?" (7/7)

"You're over here sexually active and you don't give a f*ck if you give it to me" (6/7)

Why does she need to tell him to shave down there like he's a child especially when he's got warts on his d*ck (5/7)

He's selfish and doesn't have respect for anybody (4/7)

She can't believe she married a dumb*ss (3/7)

The wife says the guy has "Sh*t on his d*ck" (2/7)