Jord Costanza
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Jord Costanza
@robotcousin.bsky.social
I used to make music. At least that's what they tell me. He/him.🏳️‍🌈 ⚧supporter. This is a generative AI hate account.

Fredericton, New Brunswick.
I think it was a Sidewinder joystick/gamepad magazine ad, but the line "Getting Blown never Sucked So Hard" is permanently etched into my brain.
January 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Not much, really just trying to re-figure myself out.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Thanks! Haven't talked to you in forever, man! How are things?

Yes, I am essentially sending you a public dm like a boomer.
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
It says... Something that I immediately thought of Clint when I heard the news.
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Thanks! I don't know who or what I'd be without that part of my life.
September 27, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Same for mine. I've officially told them that they're done with those screamo-idiots who treat every video-game interaction as a monumental surprise.
September 27, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Me: "There are MANY gunfire and gun-foley sound libraries available..."
Him: "Nah, they're too quiet"
Me: "...."

I left shortly after, once it was clear to me that this company, who was operating on a profit-share model, wasn't going to be putting out a product whatsoever.
September 27, 2023 at 2:02 PM
His response was generally "I don't accept that, and we'll be able to make it loud, I believe you can", and I had to start explaining how digital audio actually works. Frustrated, he quickly changed topics, and starting talking about how I had to record gunfire at a range on my dime. Yeah, no.
September 27, 2023 at 2:00 PM
*retrospective
September 25, 2023 at 3:12 PM
I wish Alfira could be romance-able. :(
September 24, 2023 at 2:52 PM
My party (real people who I play with) stood aside as I raised Ketheric up as two zombies, and then laid waste to both of them. At the end, his body was no more than a pile of viscera where he fought.

Now I'm in BG proper and just messing around, my goal is complete.
September 24, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Because I sworn at that moment that not only was I going to kill that motherfucker Thorm, but then I was going to res him just to kill him again.

And I did just that. I wasn't the one dealing the most damage but I did deal the final blow. 3/?
September 24, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Then, in act 2, when Ketheric Thorm sends his army to that town protected by magic (I'm horrible with names), Alfira was killed. I played a song at her body as a final goodbye.

Then I switched classes to a necromancer. Why a necromancer? 2/?
September 24, 2023 at 1:06 PM
So, I was a bard, in love with Alfira from the moment we first spoke. I easily helped her with her song. I'd visit her every damn time I was in the grove. Didn't matter that she kept saying the same thing. I didn't care. Bard heart eyes, all day... 1/?
September 24, 2023 at 1:05 PM