Robot Dog
@robotdog.bsky.social
Parody of “animal” and “history” accounts. Non-scraped, unique photoshop/AI content.
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As Krampusnacht approaches on December 5th, a reminder that while Krampus hates naughty children, he loves kittens.
December 3, 2023 at 9:26 PM
As Krampusnacht approaches on December 5th, a reminder that while Krampus hates naughty children, he loves kittens.
Statement on how the content of this account is created (non-scraped, unique, parody photos that use a combination of AI and photoshop in the creation process).
December 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Statement on how the content of this account is created (non-scraped, unique, parody photos that use a combination of AI and photoshop in the creation process).
In the 1960's, Colorado mandated that all chickens wear Stetson hats and ties. This was believed to improve the texture of the chicken meat and provide a more dignified, Christian flavor. This law was repealed during the great Stetson hat shortage of 1972.
December 2, 2023 at 5:51 PM
In the 1960's, Colorado mandated that all chickens wear Stetson hats and ties. This was believed to improve the texture of the chicken meat and provide a more dignified, Christian flavor. This law was repealed during the great Stetson hat shortage of 1972.
McGruff the Crime Dog was based on a real-life dog named Little Eddie who walked around neighborhoods at night in a trench coat. The McGruff ad campaign was quietly retired when Little Eddie was caught breaking into cars and exposing himself to children.
December 1, 2023 at 4:23 PM
McGruff the Crime Dog was based on a real-life dog named Little Eddie who walked around neighborhoods at night in a trench coat. The McGruff ad campaign was quietly retired when Little Eddie was caught breaking into cars and exposing himself to children.
When the Dog Pope speaks "ex cathedra" his barks are infallible and considered the literal word of Dog.
November 30, 2023 at 4:08 PM
When the Dog Pope speaks "ex cathedra" his barks are infallible and considered the literal word of Dog.
In the '50's and '60's, many farmers wrapped their cows in aluminum foil to prevent abduction by aliens. The foil was thought to interfere with the alien's tractor beam, but scientists now know that it causes little, if any, interference. More than 300,00 cows were abducted in 2022.
November 29, 2023 at 4:45 PM
In the '50's and '60's, many farmers wrapped their cows in aluminum foil to prevent abduction by aliens. The foil was thought to interfere with the alien's tractor beam, but scientists now know that it causes little, if any, interference. More than 300,00 cows were abducted in 2022.
To become the Australian Prime Minister, candidates must first win a boxing match with a kangaroo. Unfortunately, most kangaroos are easily bribed, and many Australians believe these fights to be fixed.
November 28, 2023 at 4:20 PM
To become the Australian Prime Minister, candidates must first win a boxing match with a kangaroo. Unfortunately, most kangaroos are easily bribed, and many Australians believe these fights to be fixed.
Most costal California residents kept pet sea lions throughout the 1800's and 1900's to harass minorities and immigrants. Some owners coined racist expressions such as, "A sea lion a day keeps the Irish at bay!"
November 27, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Most costal California residents kept pet sea lions throughout the 1800's and 1900's to harass minorities and immigrants. Some owners coined racist expressions such as, "A sea lion a day keeps the Irish at bay!"
Geese are well known for their ability to steal tractors and remain the leading cause of farm-related deaths to both farmers and other farm animals in the United States.
November 26, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Geese are well known for their ability to steal tractors and remain the leading cause of farm-related deaths to both farmers and other farm animals in the United States.
Eighty-three percent of "pardoned" turkeys go on to commit violent crimes, such as muggings, rape, and murder. Next Thanksgiving, think twice about pardoning a turkey.
November 25, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Eighty-three percent of "pardoned" turkeys go on to commit violent crimes, such as muggings, rape, and murder. Next Thanksgiving, think twice about pardoning a turkey.
The game of kitten stacking was invented by President Herbert Hoover as a child, shortly after his mother died of typhoid. Hoover regularly played this game at the White House and his Secretary of Felines ensured no less than seven dozen kittens were on hand at the White House during his tenure.
November 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM
The game of kitten stacking was invented by President Herbert Hoover as a child, shortly after his mother died of typhoid. Hoover regularly played this game at the White House and his Secretary of Felines ensured no less than seven dozen kittens were on hand at the White House during his tenure.
Most Arizona residents cook vultures on Thanksgiving instead of Turkeys; a tradition that dates back to the great turkey shortage of 1932.
November 23, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Most Arizona residents cook vultures on Thanksgiving instead of Turkeys; a tradition that dates back to the great turkey shortage of 1932.
In the 1800's and early 1900's, Wall St. traders often relied on donkeys to pick their stock trades, since they had dramatically higher success rates than the average human trader. However, donkeys were only allowed on the trading floor if dressed in a business suit.
November 22, 2023 at 4:19 PM
In the 1800's and early 1900's, Wall St. traders often relied on donkeys to pick their stock trades, since they had dramatically higher success rates than the average human trader. However, donkeys were only allowed on the trading floor if dressed in a business suit.
Mr. Catsanova loosens up with a French Côtes du Rhône with overtones of raspberries and peppercorns after a long day at the accounting office. After another glass, he will venture out, seeking his next prostitute victim to be left bleeding out, half naked, in a dark back alley.
November 21, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Mr. Catsanova loosens up with a French Côtes du Rhône with overtones of raspberries and peppercorns after a long day at the accounting office. After another glass, he will venture out, seeking his next prostitute victim to be left bleeding out, half naked, in a dark back alley.
The biggest, cheapest glass of merlot is what helps Mr. Bing Clawsby forget about his nagging wife, bickering kittens, and loudmouth boss. He'll make his way home around midnight, drunk as a skunk and wondering if tonight is the night he jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge.
November 21, 2023 at 3:48 PM
The biggest, cheapest glass of merlot is what helps Mr. Bing Clawsby forget about his nagging wife, bickering kittens, and loudmouth boss. He'll make his way home around midnight, drunk as a skunk and wondering if tonight is the night he jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge.
An Italian Sangiovese is what reporter Mr. Poofy Tiger is drinking after a long day of chasing down a story on a serial killer that recently murdered seven prostitutes.
November 21, 2023 at 3:41 PM
An Italian Sangiovese is what reporter Mr. Poofy Tiger is drinking after a long day of chasing down a story on a serial killer that recently murdered seven prostitutes.
Oliver prefers a good New Zealand Malbec as he reviews the latest permits submitted to the city planner's office. It's funny how Oliver can afford to live the good life on a public servant's salary.
November 21, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Oliver prefers a good New Zealand Malbec as he reviews the latest permits submitted to the city planner's office. It's funny how Oliver can afford to live the good life on a public servant's salary.
The always stylish Ms. Fuzzy Pants sips a Cabernet Sauvignon from Spain. Is there a Mr. Fuzzy Pants?
November 21, 2023 at 3:28 PM
The always stylish Ms. Fuzzy Pants sips a Cabernet Sauvignon from Spain. Is there a Mr. Fuzzy Pants?
One 1950's survey found that 73% of cats preferred drinking wine. This is a thread of just a few of them. Below, Mr. Tippy Bottoms enjoys a French Bordeaux to unwind after a long day selling vacuum cleaners to overbearing housewives.
November 21, 2023 at 3:22 PM
One 1950's survey found that 73% of cats preferred drinking wine. This is a thread of just a few of them. Below, Mr. Tippy Bottoms enjoys a French Bordeaux to unwind after a long day selling vacuum cleaners to overbearing housewives.
Not a surprise after Elon put Hitler Cat in charge at SpaceX.
November 20, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Not a surprise after Elon put Hitler Cat in charge at SpaceX.
One danger of climbing in the Andes mountains is that large packs of chinchillas may attack. These packs of cute and soft rodents have been known to skeletonize a climber in less than five minutes.
November 20, 2023 at 4:02 PM
One danger of climbing in the Andes mountains is that large packs of chinchillas may attack. These packs of cute and soft rodents have been known to skeletonize a climber in less than five minutes.
How long until Elon looks like this?
November 20, 2023 at 2:02 AM
How long until Elon looks like this?
Scientists now agree that most Bigfoot sightings are merely bears dressed up in Bigfoot costumes.
November 19, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Scientists now agree that most Bigfoot sightings are merely bears dressed up in Bigfoot costumes.
