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Imperial Pride: Now sponsored by Kuat Drive Yards!
picture of a hand holding a small medallion of a Star Wars imperial navy symbol with a rainbow background
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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so i'm pretty much out of the game at this point but long ago i built this budget commander deck for one of my best friends and she still plays it to this day 🥹
Magic the Gathering card Omnath, Locus of Rage The art is a large green blob with legs and angry-looking claws thrashing away at a strange geometric landscape. Legendary Creature – Elemental Landfall - Whenever a land you control enters, create a 5/5 red and green Elemental creature token. Whenever Omnath or another Elemental you control dies, Omnath deals 3 damage to any target. 5/5
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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screenshot of an exchange between two Tumblr users harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires i hate when people are like "i really understand what it's like to be Prey... to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it's my purpose to be Consumed " like bitch no, prey runs away, you're some other shit puppyliberationarmy i know what its like to be Burger . . . .
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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celebrating early
picture of a hand holding a cinnamon donut with the passenger seat of a car in the background
August 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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found some extremely kickass playmats today in the old storage unit!

fun fact: this is one of my two AER champion mats because i won both game days back to back at the competitive lgs
picture of a playmat with three armed mice sneaking up on a sleeping kitty. it is a parody of the magic card Sneak Attack and technically called "Three Brave Mice" but was one of the last starcitygames card parody playmats and was very clearly originally going to be called "Squeak Attack" playmat of a gigantic star-wreathed pale skinned goddess in pouring water from an enormous pot over a landscape playmat of the magic card Banisher Priest, a heavily-armored woman wielding a morningstar of wispy divine light playmat that reads "Magic the Gathering Game Day CHAMPION Aether Revolt" with art of Ajani Goldmane, a hulking feline humanoid with a bare chest, billowing cloak, and large ax-like weapon on his back
August 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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hello i found this on my phone while looking for something else and we don't know each other but.

also suddenly doubting myself and i hope this is a coyote and not a fox or something. canid identification is not a strong suit of mine
a meme of a coyote sitting down partially obstructing a caption reading "get your big ass ears out of the god damn caption" with its bigass ears
June 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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okay so i fell for the @katie.bzky.team propaganda and got my brows waxed. i think i like it but i don't know if it looks different or what i would have even asked for to be different??
car selfie of a masked white woman trying to show off her eyebrows. a very similar picture to the first one but maybe my eyebrows look different?? idk
June 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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cool used bookstore find!!
a picture of the album cover for "The Well-Tempered Synthesizer" by Wendy Carlos on top of a rack that holds records
June 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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fuck it i'm in an oversharing mood. celt flute might delete
List "NSFWsky 50 questions 1 like = 1 answer" 1. Biggest turn on? 2. Biggest turn off? 3. Quickest way to get horny? 4. Top 3 places to be touched? 5. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome? 6. Sex or masturbation? 7. Spit or swallow? 8. Rough or romantic sex? 9. Loud or quiet partners? 10. How much foreplay do you like? 11. How much teasing do you like? 12. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner? 13. How much kissing do you like during sex? 14. Favorite place to have sex? 15. Would you have sex in public? 16. Last place you had sex? 17. Where would you most like to have sex? 18. Do you like spontaneous sex or do you need to be in the mood? 26. Do you like pain being involved? 27. Send a kink with this number - do you have that kink? 28. Do you own sex toys? How many? 29. What do you masturbate to? 30. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one orgasm? 31. Do you enjoy giving oral? 32. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? 33. What makes you orgasm the fastest? 34. Do you do anal? 35. Favorite position? 36. How often do you do unprotected sex? 37. Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on? 38. How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair? 39. What do you wear to bed? 40. Try to describe how an orgasm feels for you. 41. Do you have extreme kinks? Which ones? 19. Could you go through with a hookup at a 42. Do you like your balls being played with? stranger's house? 20. Biggest kink? 21. Are you okay with name calling? 22. Would you do any BDSM? 23. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up? 24. Do you like orgasm denial? 25. Do you like overstimulation? 43. Do you squirt? 44. How often do you masturbate? 45. Favorite sex toy? 46. Do you masturbate with penetration? 47. Do you like roleplay? 48. Any funny sex stories? 49. Weirdest porn you've ever watched? 50. Ever used something that isn't made for sex in the bedroom?
May 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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i guess i need to watch some more stuff but these are the first four i knew
Inara Serra from Firefly Jadzia Dax from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul
May 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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i am bored in a hospital room give me thing to do please
GET TO KNOW ME 1 LIKE = 1 ANSWER 1. nickname 2. height 3. eye clour 4. hair colour 5. any siblings? 6. do you drink? 7. irl crush 8. relationship status 9. sexuality 10. obsession 11. favorite store 12. phobia 13. cats or dogs 14. girl croomf 15. boy croomf 16. ideal date 17.scars 18. bestfriends 19. last time you cried 20. do you give second chances 21. favorite animal 22. pet's name 23. favorite color 24. favorite flower 25. most important person 26. jealous type? 27. biggest wish 28. biggest fear 29. favorite band 30. favorite song rn 31. last person you texted 32. tattoos and piercings 33. favorite dessert 34. what you love about yourself 35. what you hate about yourself 36. someone you miss 37. where would you like to live 38. your lucky number/s 39. places you'd like to visit 40. day or night
May 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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let's get envaginated!
selfie of a woman in a medical gown, bonnet, and mask
May 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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i only remember to take selfies in my car i guess but one month out from ffs woooooo
a selfie of a white woman with dark brown hair and blue eyes sitting in a car. she is smiling like a great weight has been lifted from her soul.
April 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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this tiny cat wishes you peace and relaxation.
a tiny black cat asleep on a white bedsheet
April 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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a photoshopped image of a ferret wearing a birthday hat flanked by cartoon balloons
April 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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me a couple days ago! really feelin it
selfie of me with a carl sagan poster on the wall behind me. i look cute and happy and relaxed.
April 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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@kayla-denker.blog
the thing i was referring to. bluesky please add images to dm's.
a screenshot of an exchange from "Rossum's Universal Robots" by Karl Capek: DOMIN: Sulla, let Miss Glory have a look at you. HELENA: (stands and offers her hand) Pleased to meet you. It must be very hard for you out here, cut off from the rest of the world. SULLA: I do not know the rest of the world Miss Glory. Please sit down. HELENA: (sits) Where are you from? SULLA: From here, the factory. HELENA: Oh, you were born here. SULLA: Yes I was made here. HELENA: (startled) What? DOMIN: (laughing) Sulla isn't a person, Miss Glory, she's a robot. HELENA: Oh, please forgive me...
April 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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i was proud of this joke. i have watched too many james bond movies.
a phone alarm screen for 10:30 labeled "monthtopussy" like the TERRIBLE james bond movie "octopussy"
April 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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i am used to much more tong
a small black cat with her tongue ALL THE WAY OUT
April 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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a photoshopped image of a ferret wearing a birthday hat flanked by cartoon balloons
April 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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a photoshopped image of a ferret wearing a birthday hat
April 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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lol
El's posts but blocked by the "post hidden by muted word" thingy.
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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holy fucking shit ffs is magic
car selfie of a brunette wearing dark clothes. she is smiling
April 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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he came in clutch when a Canadian friend wanted me to label a blank map
a blank map of canada filled in with humorous and mostly correct labeling of the political geography of the country
March 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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a photoshopped image of a ferret wearing a birthday hat flanked by cartoon colorful balloons
March 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM