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robotheart.bsky.social
@robotheart.bsky.social
Former long distance trucker. Now a cookie dispenser for my neighbours dogs while I figure out a new career. 🇨🇦
Not all heroes wear capes. The good ones wear jockstraps. I need to dive in!! 😜
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
We’re going to need photographic evidence 😏😜
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Really good. You won’t be disappointed.
December 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
You need a nice butt massage. 😜
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nope. We’re all turned on with you
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🥵🥵🥵. Incredible
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tell me about it. This is my spirit animal.
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You’re a shark! You’re always hangry. Swimming works up an appetite.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We couldn’t possibly.
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sharkcuterie board just for you.
a cutting board with food52 written on the bottom right
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December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We all knew you were the bestest shark ever. This award just means the rest of the world will learn how jawsome and fintastic you are!!
a cartoon shark with orange eyes and the word yippie above it
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December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Damn!! Morning handsome!
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Looking great!!
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Perfect ass 😍
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Good to see you back handsome. Hope you’re doing well.
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM