Jess
@robotheist.bsky.social
I work remotely and I'm watching the snow from my window, but in my mind I'm enjoying:
- Stardew Valley or my forever favorite Metroid Zero Mission
- cool ranch doritos
- hot chocolate is mandatory for a snow day (drunk separately from the doritos)
- Blackout by The Good Life
- Stardew Valley or my forever favorite Metroid Zero Mission
- cool ranch doritos
- hot chocolate is mandatory for a snow day (drunk separately from the doritos)
- Blackout by The Good Life
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I work remotely and I'm watching the snow from my window, but in my mind I'm enjoying:
- Stardew Valley or my forever favorite Metroid Zero Mission
- cool ranch doritos
- hot chocolate is mandatory for a snow day (drunk separately from the doritos)
- Blackout by The Good Life
- Stardew Valley or my forever favorite Metroid Zero Mission
- cool ranch doritos
- hot chocolate is mandatory for a snow day (drunk separately from the doritos)
- Blackout by The Good Life
White bread (preferably something like an Italian style sandwich bread), smooth peanut butter, strawberry preserves. The peanut butter and the preserves have to be on the same piece of bread and the peanut butter has to be spread to the edges. Roughly equal amounts but a lot of each. Served whole.
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
White bread (preferably something like an Italian style sandwich bread), smooth peanut butter, strawberry preserves. The peanut butter and the preserves have to be on the same piece of bread and the peanut butter has to be spread to the edges. Roughly equal amounts but a lot of each. Served whole.
This is the correct answer
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This is the correct answer
It's a shame "The Christmas Song" isn't on there, that's a classic as far as I'm concerned
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It's a shame "The Christmas Song" isn't on there, that's a classic as far as I'm concerned
I'm worried about this happening with my old twitter name because there's some guy who makes music/videos about AI being god and calls it robotheism and I don't want to be associated with that
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm worried about this happening with my old twitter name because there's some guy who makes music/videos about AI being god and calls it robotheism and I don't want to be associated with that
I loved the white chocolate raspberry one so much
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I loved the white chocolate raspberry one so much
I LOVED Bruce Coville as a kid, and it was a fun bonus that he was from Syracuse
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I LOVED Bruce Coville as a kid, and it was a fun bonus that he was from Syracuse
- runny egg yolk on well buttered toast
- a chewy lasagna edge
- a Reese's cup washed down with diet coke
- when you can smell someone in the neighborhood grilling something, bonus points if using charcoal
- a chewy lasagna edge
- a Reese's cup washed down with diet coke
- when you can smell someone in the neighborhood grilling something, bonus points if using charcoal
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
- runny egg yolk on well buttered toast
- a chewy lasagna edge
- a Reese's cup washed down with diet coke
- when you can smell someone in the neighborhood grilling something, bonus points if using charcoal
- a chewy lasagna edge
- a Reese's cup washed down with diet coke
- when you can smell someone in the neighborhood grilling something, bonus points if using charcoal
Cicada: *lands on window screen*
My dog: oh my GOD SECURE THE PERIMETER THIS THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL
My dog: oh my GOD SECURE THE PERIMETER THIS THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL
October 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Cicada: *lands on window screen*
My dog: oh my GOD SECURE THE PERIMETER THIS THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL
My dog: oh my GOD SECURE THE PERIMETER THIS THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL
I looked this place up and saw they have a 3D tour of the restaurant on their website and as someone who *needs* to know the entire situation before I go somewhere, I'm going to need every place to do the same from now on
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I looked this place up and saw they have a 3D tour of the restaurant on their website and as someone who *needs* to know the entire situation before I go somewhere, I'm going to need every place to do the same from now on
I got to eat a lot of these at my dad's house when my parents got divorced
September 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I got to eat a lot of these at my dad's house when my parents got divorced
This box is the kind of thing that would make a child afraid to be a grown up (though the grown up in me now is interested in a psyllium husk cereal)
September 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This box is the kind of thing that would make a child afraid to be a grown up (though the grown up in me now is interested in a psyllium husk cereal)
Interesting choice to make a dog-themed ice cream chocolate flavored
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Interesting choice to make a dog-themed ice cream chocolate flavored
The Pizza Hut Land Before Time and Casper puppets, and also a Goofy Movie toy from Burger King that smelled like onion rings (not an intended feature)
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Pizza Hut Land Before Time and Casper puppets, and also a Goofy Movie toy from Burger King that smelled like onion rings (not an intended feature)
I think you have to use Idiocracy rules and consider how dumb people are now, and that they'll be even dumber in the future when there are freaky little robot men to do things for them
September 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think you have to use Idiocracy rules and consider how dumb people are now, and that they'll be even dumber in the future when there are freaky little robot men to do things for them
My favorite part of this lunchbox series is unlocking buried memories of toys/shows
August 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My favorite part of this lunchbox series is unlocking buried memories of toys/shows
WPBS and WNPI - I grew up in a rural area and only got 4 channels for a long time and two of them were PBS. Ghostwriter, Bill Nye, Red Dwarf, Nova! What more could a dorky kid ask for. And now I live across the street from WXXI!
August 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
WPBS and WNPI - I grew up in a rural area and only got 4 channels for a long time and two of them were PBS. Ghostwriter, Bill Nye, Red Dwarf, Nova! What more could a dorky kid ask for. And now I live across the street from WXXI!
I would watch every show with people describing their alien encounters on the Scifi channel and then be too scared to sleep every night
July 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I would watch every show with people describing their alien encounters on the Scifi channel and then be too scared to sleep every night
After his family, you were the first person I thought of when I heard the news the other day
July 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
After his family, you were the first person I thought of when I heard the news the other day
Gene Hackman is basically Steve Brule in the scene where they're eating fried chicken at his sister's place
July 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Gene Hackman is basically Steve Brule in the scene where they're eating fried chicken at his sister's place
bklyncap.com/products/new... I found this, unsure how legit the website is
bklyncap.com
July 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
bklyncap.com/products/new... I found this, unsure how legit the website is