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do you turn to the TV and "squash the bug" like kids in the hall bit?
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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We're never going to know whether Epstein signed up for the Jackie the Joke Man mailing list, or if this was a CAN-SPAM violation.
Screenshot of an email labeled “HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_023550.” The email, dated May 9, 2015, is from “JokeLand” and contains several crude jokes, including a story about a man and a sex worker in Atlantic City, a joke about sumo wrestlers shaving their legs, and a promotional note from someone named Jackie about classic comedy stories and the JokeLand email list. The message ends with a list of comedians and thanks to various people for helping spread the word.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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American Gladiators style with Max throwing fastballs from the Gauntlet
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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not to brag, I drove a Honda Fit Sport Hatchback for ten years and I'm still married.

I loved "the shape of it, the body of it, the manufacturing technique with the body panels and everything. I just love that it's completely outside of the box." Also the gas mileage was great
A black Honda Fit hatchback parked on a concrete lot in front of a building with large windows and plants nearby. The car’s surface is shiny and reflective, showing it is clean and well-maintained, with silver alloy wheels and sleek headlights.
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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“What’s the deal with MREs? Am I supposed to eat this or use it to defend myself from the radical left?”
A man in a gray blazer, black shirt, and patterned tie stands on stage in front of a microphone with his hands on his hips, speaking with a red curtain backdrop behind him.
September 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Dr Nick diagnosed him with having "too many haters"
Cartoon character styled like The Simpsons, with yellow skin, large round eyes, dark blue hair, and a small goatee. He is wearing a white lab coat, a light pink shirt, and a pink tie, smiling slightly against a plain light blue background.
September 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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toby knows about the wild effect on women
In a still from the tv show The Office: a man in a beige trench coat and glasses leans toward a woman with his head tilted, smiling broadly. The woman, with shoulder-length auburn hair, has her back to the camera. White subtitle text at the bottom reads, “SMILE IF YOU LOVE MEN'S PROSTATES.”
September 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Did the PC Richard’s jingle play in the stadium or was it just on the yes network broadcast?
September 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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ironically if you prefer gray uniforms, you might want to check out the Jets version!
Three New York Jets football players pose in dark green uniforms against a gray backdrop with the words 'City' partially visible. One player, number 44 (Sherwood), stands flexing his arms with his back to the camera. Another player, number 20, stands facing forward holding a football. A third player, number 7, sits in front looking down with one arm resting on his knee.
August 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Adonis is adorable. Karen (yes her name is Karen) also loves her fishy. She likes to leave it for me to step on.
A fluffy brown tabby cat with green eyes lies on a tiled floor, resting its paw on an orange cat toy shaped like a fish, attached to a blue wand by a string.
August 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I would love to know the reason why the NJ Transit printed train schedule formats time differently than.... the widely accepted standards. 7.24, 7.30, 7.37 instead of 7:24, 7:30, and 7:37. The format makes the schedule harder to read for no discernible reason.
Screenshot of a train schedule from the NJ Transit website. Schedule shows a list of stations followed by the times that the train will arrive. Times are listed with a dot in place of colon separator. Schedule shows 7.30, 7.37 instead of 7:30, 7:37.
August 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Here’s Lilly (now 16 years old) letting me know that it is lunch time.
August 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I grew up thinking cats loved to drink milk from plates as shown in the cartoons. I did not know adult cats are lactose intolerant. At 30, I got my first cat and learned they prefer to eat thin sliced Boars Head domestic ham.
Tom the cat from Tom and Jerry eagerly licking from a large red and yellow bowl filled with cream or milk, eyes wide with delight.
August 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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if the yankees really believed in analytics, they'd go with a radical platoon where volpe plays april/may before hibernating like a bear most of the summer. He can provide some relief in August, giving the other guy a couple days off. (this is a joke unless Cashman wants to hire me as a consultant)
July 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A few minutes before the news of Hulk's passing, I commented on this Reddit post about a Hulk Hogan themed bar next to MSG. RIP Hulk!
Screenshot of a Reddit post with title: Hulk Hogan-themed bar in Midtown says: Don’t move the Garden, brother! User comment reads: MSG is an iconic venue and key part of WWE history, but I do not understand why a Hulk themed bar makes business sense in 2025 NYC? Rosen said the location was too iconic to pass up, and that powerful connections could help if plans to relocate the Garden gain traction. According to Rosen, Trump always takes Hogan’s calls, which “could be helpful.” Oh now I get it. More grifters. If they could not negotiate a deal with Hulk, they would have moved on to Seb Gorka. EDIT [18 minutes later]: oh shit RIP HULK
July 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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we have fleece in new jersey
Two side-by-side images of New Jersey governors in emergency management settings. On the left, Governor Phil Murphy is wearing a navy "Governor Phil Murphy" jacket and cap, standing at a desk with computer monitors in a brightly lit control room. On the right, former Governor Chris Christie is seen in a dimmer hallway wearing a navy "Chris Christie Governor" fleece, walking with a serious expression, with people and signage reading "Regional Operations Intelligence Center" visible in the background.
July 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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this is my life peak, everything is down hill from here
An image with a blue background shows the New York Times crossword logo at the top. Below, bold text reads: "I solved the New York Times Mini Crossword in 8 seconds." The date is listed as "Wednesday, July 2, 2025."
July 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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the coolest thing an album cover could have
June 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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trump rv with a new grift
June 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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:chefskiss:
Screenshot of a Reddit comment that reads: "That doesn't make it doxing. I've been a moderator on Reddit for 15 years. I know what doxing is. This is widely reported, public information."
June 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I was feeling good this morning until LinkedIn told me that I'm old
Screenshot of a LinkedIn notification reading: "Highlight your collaboration skills in interviews to lessen age bias. See how."
June 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Big turnout for No Kings Asbury Park NJ.

BACK THE BOSS

#nokings
A crowd of protesters gathers outside a church with a tall white steeple under a cloudy sky. Prominent in the center is a sign reading "BACK THE BOSS" with a silhouette of Bruce Springsteen and an American flag. Other signs are visible in the crowd, including anti-Trump messages. People are dressed in jackets and hats, suggesting cool weather, and some hold small American flags. A large crowd gathers at an outdoor protest under a cloudy sky. People hold various signs and American flags. One prominent sign in the foreground reads, "I prefer my ICE crushed!" referencing opposition to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The crowd appears peaceful, with many attendees dressed for cool weather. Trees and buildings are visible in the background.
June 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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My sign (inspired by @marisakabas.bsky.social) did not fair well in the rain, but the message still remains.
June 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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youtube thumbnail vs the live shot
A young protester holds a sign reading "ICE: OUT OF OUR COMMUNITIES" during a demonstration in Los Angeles. In the background, a large fire burns with thick black smoke rising into the sky. The Associated Press (AP) logo is in the top left, and bold text at the bottom reads "LIVE LOS ANGELES PROTESTS." The video is titled "LA protests LIVE: View from Los Angeles" with 1.7K viewers. National Guard soldiers in military gear are seen outside a building marked with a red sign that reads "NO EMERGENCY SERVICES" during protests in Los Angeles. Armored vehicles are parked in the background. A woman in a white hat and checkered shirt walks past the scene. The video stream is titled "LA protests LIVE: View from Los Angeles" from the Associated Press, with 1.7K viewers watching live.
June 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I wonder if there is a relation between why people reject science and how content optimized for engagement makes cancer research sound like a mixtape
A mobile push notification from Business Insider reads: "Two major cancer treatment breakthroughs just dropped, and doctors are buzzing." The notification was received 3 minutes ago.
June 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM