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@robotparking.kvlt.rip
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roguelikes, dungeon crawlers, and IF 🦇 basketball 🦇 fake grindcore 🦇 Battletech 🦇 miniature painting 🦇 skateboarding 🦇 former: Managing Editor: First Person Scholar 🦇 they/them 🦇🍷⚰️
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robotparking.kvlt.rip
having a normal day
u okay bro yes i just need to sko raps, brain with scribbles and a 3 game losing streak and a 5-5 last 10 record saying i just need to sko raps. shivering and drooling blood while surrounded by getting blown the fuck out by the motherfucking goddamn charlotte fucking hornets holy shit i am nauseous and also losing by a fair bit to the NY knicks it wasn't even close bro i swear to god I am going to die and finally it is me, i'm the person growing claws wearing a raptors hat saying sko raps i hate it here dawg i hate it here.
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
kendrick lamar at the superbowl
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
my gal sixupo got a sweet staff
This is a religious staff, crafted in silver. She currently has it equipped in her right hand.
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
god damn
there is a humanoid statue here, apparently a god of demonic aspect.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
sick casket bro
This is a religious relic, known as ZytZit's Casket of Wrath
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
you and me both, pal
a screenshot of Ultima Ratio Regum of a conversation between me (Osaahej Jade-Eagle Osaahyj) and my new pal Sixupo Cobalt-Lynx Runm. I asked them what their religion is and they said "I believe in the Horned Gargoyle of Betrayal."
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
swamp college rd
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
Emperor of the Fading Suns, I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.
Nicolai of House Decados is asking for Physics technology in exchange for 480 Firebird(s).
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
how your email finds me
card art from "call the lamprey" from vampire: the eternal struggle. a person's head is spaghettifying into a vampire's mouth for some reason.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
women don't like the vehicle
a Yeoman from Battletech
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
video games are back baby
a screenshot from Skate Story where a demon made of glass and pain poses with their skateboard before a monolith with the following written upon it: PLEASE SUFFER SILENTLY AND WEEP WITHOUT US HEARING, FOR THIS IS THE LOWEST OF HELLS. PONDER THE DARKER DEPTHS AND PRACTICE UTMOST GRATITUDE AS YOU SLEEP.
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
Daemon X Machina: You can access the dog
A screenshot of Daemon X Machina showing my player character and a Good Dog. There is a prompt that says press square to access.
August 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
lmao, of course these are the first two games I bought on Steam. I'm pretty sure I've played them at least once or twice every year since.

Also of note: Max Payne bundle and VtM Bloodlines in April plus two copies of Left 4 Dead (one for me, one for my partner) in November.
17 Jan, 2008: X-COM: Terror from the Deep 7 Apr, 2008: Quake
August 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
mentally i'm here
a brain from baldur's gate 3. it's not looking too great because of too many forbidden shrimp.
August 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
Also
A screenshot of an Intelligence Report from Subterfuge showing the player standings and funding. The funding from the #3 spot increases by one.
July 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
my spy keeps showing me the cressy 😩
a screenshot from Rule the Waves 3, it's the ship design for a British Armoured Cruiser called CRESSY. Argonaut class (1891). Displacement: 7100 tons, 20 knots.
July 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
is that bad? should I have not let that happen?
a screenshot from Rule the Waves 3 that reads: Japan has taken over control of Southern Korea
July 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
Ryogo Kusama from Front Mission 3 saying "Maybe they’re gonna start a war."
June 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
[Pitbull voice]
A battletech blister pack from Iron Wind Metals for a Fireball mech
June 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
A screenshot from The Batman just before Gordon yells OPEN YOUR EYES
May 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
i'm always saying this.
a screenshot from Suikoden where an NPC says "I'll let you in on something. Ever heard of orbs? Well, they pack a mean punch."
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
Opponent: "okay, you go first."
Me: Time to ~*ｐ　ｈ　ａ　ｓ　ｅ*~
Opponent: ....
Me: ...
Opponent: I'm going home.
A screenshot from the Battletech BattleForce rulebook. It reads: SEQUENCE OF PLAY When a player's turn arrives, he is known as the "phasing player". The "non-phasing player" is his opponent. The phasing player may move, sight enemy units, and attack. The non-phasing player may sight enemy units and, in certain instances, may make certain attacks during the phasing player's Movement Phase.
May 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
keming is my passion
a screenshot from the Battletech BattleForce rulebook that reads "which of his units will be using Overburn movement." but the kerning on "Overburn" makes it look like it says "Overbum." I am an adult.
May 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
the nefarious thing about the Armored Brigade scenarios is that what seems like a straightforward task (I'll just go down this road, use the cover of woods to approach the point I need to claim and take it over) usually leads to you getting your ass beat so bad you are forced to immediately reload.
a screenshot from Armored Brigade II showing, gosh, so many dead tanks.
April 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
robotparking.kvlt.rip
hm. probably fine.
a screenshot from armored brigade II showing a red icon with the label "gun? no further data"
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM