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@robroy.bsky.social
Maybe they can go bag groceries instead of being terrorists
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I want to find a place that is the opposite of here and take my family there
January 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I’ll do one better
Odds we have midterms?
January 5, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I saw no compliance. Sparks should have flown
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This interaction was desperately missing a pavement facial
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Obama wore a tan suit that one time tho
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dallas Cowboys fans would have been saved the Jerry Jones era
September 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Why are there guns lined up on a table in front of her?
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I hear a lot of them come from Uranus
September 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yeah. But he still managed to ruin it all the same. It’s Ted and Ted will always Ted it up.
September 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
SAME
September 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
State run media in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM