Yep. I was woken up with it this morning. 😀 Hell of a way to start the day.

Oh, this is going to keep me busy.

I'll say!

I will check that out.

I'd give a limb to watch my wife with a toy like that.

Heavens to Mergatroid! What a gorgeous lady!

Suzanne Somers. Damn, she was a hottie.

You sure do. I'll bring my knee pads because I'll be there a while.

I wish this was possible with my wife and I. But her childhood and family history made sure that any sort of interest in non-monogamy on my part would be seen as my dissatisfaction with her and that I was no longer intersted or attracted to her. Which couldn't be further from the truth.

Let's just say you're known for it. 😄

Damn right. A decent argument could be made to call her THE MILF. Sex on wheels.