Damn, we were so close to having Jeffries as speaker. Next time, 2 years will go fast!

Happy New year everyone! 🎊 Time for me to start getting in shape. I’m gonna need to fire on all cylinders to fight back against the coming orange monster lurking!

As each day passes it’s getting closer to Jan. 20, the day America will realize how truly fucking stupid you were to put a madman in charge.

I’m 11 - 1 in my football pool vs. the spread today. One more game to go tomorrow night!