Rob The Ambulance
@robtheambulance.bsky.social
Dad of three kids and a cocker spaniel. Does ambulance stuff for a living. Lapsed wargamer and role player.
I knew playing Aftermath! would come in handy eventually
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I knew playing Aftermath! would come in handy eventually
He's claiming it was avaliable on Britbox or if you used a VPN
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
He's claiming it was avaliable on Britbox or if you used a VPN
Part concert, part history lesson, part pantomime. I was glad I brought ear plugs.
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Part concert, part history lesson, part pantomime. I was glad I brought ear plugs.
But if you weren't any of those things it would have happened a lot earlier
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
But if you weren't any of those things it would have happened a lot earlier
That's never going to buff your armour class
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That's never going to buff your armour class
Once took a lady to a hospice in an ambulance with her rather extensive gin collection. Told us she had no intention of leaving it to her family.
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Once took a lady to a hospice in an ambulance with her rather extensive gin collection. Told us she had no intention of leaving it to her family.
Attributed to Oscar Wilde I believe
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Attributed to Oscar Wilde I believe
Exactly the example I was thinking of.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Exactly the example I was thinking of.
Bending the planning rules since 1385. The king gave him permission to crenelate his manor house not build a castle.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Bending the planning rules since 1385. The king gave him permission to crenelate his manor house not build a castle.
The author, Gerald Semour has a habbit of pulling the rug out from under you in the last chapter
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The author, Gerald Semour has a habbit of pulling the rug out from under you in the last chapter
I thought that snags were sausages?
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I thought that snags were sausages?
Everyone used to be very sceptical of botox, now nobody raises an eyebrow.
October 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Everyone used to be very sceptical of botox, now nobody raises an eyebrow.
And it will still happen if you are asleep or awake.
Look after yourself.
Look after yourself.
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And it will still happen if you are asleep or awake.
Look after yourself.
Look after yourself.
If this is a French village may I suggest adding a boules pitch, a war memorial and pissoir.
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
If this is a French village may I suggest adding a boules pitch, a war memorial and pissoir.
Weirdly I saw a video on this tank last month
youtu.be/pCLqwhz5YKE?...
youtu.be/pCLqwhz5YKE?...
Inside the Chieftain's Hatch: T-13
YouTube video by The Chieftain
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October 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Weirdly I saw a video on this tank last month
youtu.be/pCLqwhz5YKE?...
youtu.be/pCLqwhz5YKE?...
Im an middle aged straight guy who bought the original beaky marines when they were first released. I just want to say nice paint job and I wish I was as good an artist as you.
October 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Im an middle aged straight guy who bought the original beaky marines when they were first released. I just want to say nice paint job and I wish I was as good an artist as you.
I have elevator pitch about a girl who subverts her film maker dad's "cabin in the woods" horror movie into a fairy tale about love, redemption and acceptance.
September 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I have elevator pitch about a girl who subverts her film maker dad's "cabin in the woods" horror movie into a fairy tale about love, redemption and acceptance.
I had an 11 year old lad ask me this. After some thought I told him.
What happens when people don't ask for help in time.
What happens when people don't ask for help in time.
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I had an 11 year old lad ask me this. After some thought I told him.
What happens when people don't ask for help in time.
What happens when people don't ask for help in time.
I'm an Associate Ambulance Practioner. When I do CPR I turn on the metronome on the lifepack
September 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm an Associate Ambulance Practioner. When I do CPR I turn on the metronome on the lifepack
Womble Harmer 40 kilos
September 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Womble Harmer 40 kilos
You'll never get to heaven on a boy scouts knee 'cos a boy scouts knees to knoblly
August 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You'll never get to heaven on a boy scouts knee 'cos a boy scouts knees to knoblly
There was Tim, Tim,
Sniffing all the Vim
in the stores, in the stores
Sniffing all the Vim
in the stores, in the stores
August 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
There was Tim, Tim,
Sniffing all the Vim
in the stores, in the stores
Sniffing all the Vim
in the stores, in the stores