Rob Weldon
@robweldon.bsky.social
Author, The Omnist series
—Magical Noir—horror comedy, dark humor
Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium
Mostly Human, Mostly Cat
The Omnist and the Cosmic Egg
The Patina of Dorothy Grant
Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap
The Soul Phone Collector
—Magical Noir—horror comedy, dark humor
Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium
Mostly Human, Mostly Cat
The Omnist and the Cosmic Egg
The Patina of Dorothy Grant
Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap
The Soul Phone Collector
I love this time of year: dried leaves, spices, hot cider, baseball playoffs…and Halloween.
I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
October 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love this time of year: dried leaves, spices, hot cider, baseball playoffs…and Halloween.
I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So few people see these posts. If you’d like to be on my email list for future books and events (literally only a couple a year), please DM me your email address.
Love you!
Love you!
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So few people see these posts. If you’d like to be on my email list for future books and events (literally only a couple a year), please DM me your email address.
Love you!
Love you!
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Vocabulary of The Omnist series, part VII:
Who are Executive Saints?
Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.
#bookseries #spirituality
Who are Executive Saints?
Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.
#bookseries #spirituality
September 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Vocabulary of The Omnist series, part VII:
Who are Executive Saints?
Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.
#bookseries #spirituality
Who are Executive Saints?
Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.
#bookseries #spirituality
So cool! I received an awesome crystal-inlaid coffin gift from a friend who is reading The Omnist series.
She’s now on book five, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Saw this, thought of Coffin Club. Sent.
Thank you!
#bookseries #coffinclub #theombist
She’s now on book five, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Saw this, thought of Coffin Club. Sent.
Thank you!
#bookseries #coffinclub #theombist
August 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So cool! I received an awesome crystal-inlaid coffin gift from a friend who is reading The Omnist series.
She’s now on book five, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Saw this, thought of Coffin Club. Sent.
Thank you!
#bookseries #coffinclub #theombist
She’s now on book five, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Saw this, thought of Coffin Club. Sent.
Thank you!
#bookseries #coffinclub #theombist
Vocabulary and characters of The Omnist universe, part VI:
Who is Yksian? A scientific/spiritual theorist and philosopher Omniscian at CSE.
Is he a vampire?
Nearly seven feet tall (including boots and hat) with the slowest and deepest voice.
#books #philosophy #fiction
Who is Yksian? A scientific/spiritual theorist and philosopher Omniscian at CSE.
Is he a vampire?
Nearly seven feet tall (including boots and hat) with the slowest and deepest voice.
#books #philosophy #fiction
August 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Vocabulary and characters of The Omnist universe, part VI:
Who is Yksian? A scientific/spiritual theorist and philosopher Omniscian at CSE.
Is he a vampire?
Nearly seven feet tall (including boots and hat) with the slowest and deepest voice.
#books #philosophy #fiction
Who is Yksian? A scientific/spiritual theorist and philosopher Omniscian at CSE.
Is he a vampire?
Nearly seven feet tall (including boots and hat) with the slowest and deepest voice.
#books #philosophy #fiction
August 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Vocabulary of the Omnist universe, part V:
What is Coffin Club?
An event where Consumerians (often terminally ill) build their own bespoke coffins and caskets.
Paint birds on it. Airplane cockpit. Dodger blue with LA logos. A lifesize skeleton.
What is Coffin Club?
An event where Consumerians (often terminally ill) build their own bespoke coffins and caskets.
Paint birds on it. Airplane cockpit. Dodger blue with LA logos. A lifesize skeleton.
August 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Vocabulary of the Omnist universe, part V:
What is Coffin Club?
An event where Consumerians (often terminally ill) build their own bespoke coffins and caskets.
Paint birds on it. Airplane cockpit. Dodger blue with LA logos. A lifesize skeleton.
What is Coffin Club?
An event where Consumerians (often terminally ill) build their own bespoke coffins and caskets.
Paint birds on it. Airplane cockpit. Dodger blue with LA logos. A lifesize skeleton.
The Omnist Vocabulary, part IV:
The messages sent to users by the Omnist app are called Motes.
#books #spirituality #motvation
The messages sent to users by the Omnist app are called Motes.
#books #spirituality #motvation
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Omnist Vocabulary, part IV:
The messages sent to users by the Omnist app are called Motes.
#books #spirituality #motvation
The messages sent to users by the Omnist app are called Motes.
#books #spirituality #motvation
August 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Vocabulary/characters, part III:
The namesake of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium.
Basically, when a capitalistic skeptic opens a store that sells pretend magic, real magic finds her.
#writingcommunity
The namesake of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium.
Basically, when a capitalistic skeptic opens a store that sells pretend magic, real magic finds her.
#writingcommunity
August 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Vocabulary/characters, part III:
The namesake of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium.
Basically, when a capitalistic skeptic opens a store that sells pretend magic, real magic finds her.
#writingcommunity
The namesake of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium.
Basically, when a capitalistic skeptic opens a store that sells pretend magic, real magic finds her.
#writingcommunity
August 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Just for fun, l've decided to begin describing the vocabulary of The Omnist series- the people, places, things, and concepts that make it so real and so surreal.
CSE is an easy one. The Omnist, Lucador, Coffin Club, and others are coming soon!
#books #coffinclub #theomnist
CSE is an easy one. The Omnist, Lucador, Coffin Club, and others are coming soon!
#books #coffinclub #theomnist
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just for fun, l've decided to begin describing the vocabulary of The Omnist series- the people, places, things, and concepts that make it so real and so surreal.
CSE is an easy one. The Omnist, Lucador, Coffin Club, and others are coming soon!
#books #coffinclub #theomnist
CSE is an easy one. The Omnist, Lucador, Coffin Club, and others are coming soon!
#books #coffinclub #theomnist
Our friends at Cafe Barra/Le French Rooster in Burbank is now carrying books from The Omnist series.
Yay! I feel seen!
They're located on Olive just east of Buena Vista. (Less than a mile from Tony's)
#books #coffee #theomnist #coffinclub
Yay! I feel seen!
They're located on Olive just east of Buena Vista. (Less than a mile from Tony's)
#books #coffee #theomnist #coffinclub
August 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Our friends at Cafe Barra/Le French Rooster in Burbank is now carrying books from The Omnist series.
Yay! I feel seen!
They're located on Olive just east of Buena Vista. (Less than a mile from Tony's)
#books #coffee #theomnist #coffinclub
Yay! I feel seen!
They're located on Olive just east of Buena Vista. (Less than a mile from Tony's)
#books #coffee #theomnist #coffinclub
I just spent 3-4 hrs preparing the new book for my editor, then, while eating, had an OCD moment about Halloween in May.
So I made this.
TBH, it was a question I asked quite a few couples at Spooky Swap Meet.
#writingcommunity #halloween #cats #witches
So I made this.
TBH, it was a question I asked quite a few couples at Spooky Swap Meet.
#writingcommunity #halloween #cats #witches
May 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I just spent 3-4 hrs preparing the new book for my editor, then, while eating, had an OCD moment about Halloween in May.
So I made this.
TBH, it was a question I asked quite a few couples at Spooky Swap Meet.
#writingcommunity #halloween #cats #witches
So I made this.
TBH, it was a question I asked quite a few couples at Spooky Swap Meet.
#writingcommunity #halloween #cats #witches
These are a few of the awesome new Consumerians we met at Spooky Swap Meet…there were many more.
We had a blast!
#writerscommunity
We had a blast!
#writerscommunity
April 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
These are a few of the awesome new Consumerians we met at Spooky Swap Meet…there were many more.
We had a blast!
#writerscommunity
We had a blast!
#writerscommunity
It's finally happened!
I'd believed all those years of watching cartoons and Gilligin's Island quicksand situations would never be needed.
Rock hunter rescued after sand nearly swallows him on northern Michigan beach.
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
I'd believed all those years of watching cartoons and Gilligin's Island quicksand situations would never be needed.
Rock hunter rescued after sand nearly swallows him on northern Michigan beach.
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
April 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's finally happened!
I'd believed all those years of watching cartoons and Gilligin's Island quicksand situations would never be needed.
Rock hunter rescued after sand nearly swallows him on northern Michigan beach.
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
I'd believed all those years of watching cartoons and Gilligin's Island quicksand situations would never be needed.
Rock hunter rescued after sand nearly swallows him on northern Michigan beach.
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
April 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Guyliner and Hillary hair:
Stills from the upcoming satire commercial for Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium.
We are cosplaying Yksian Tapiola and Connie Martinez, characters from The Omnist book series.
Spooky Swap Meet is in LA April 25-27
Dir: Ryan Valdez
#cosplay
Stills from the upcoming satire commercial for Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium.
We are cosplaying Yksian Tapiola and Connie Martinez, characters from The Omnist book series.
Spooky Swap Meet is in LA April 25-27
Dir: Ryan Valdez
#cosplay
March 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Guyliner and Hillary hair:
Stills from the upcoming satire commercial for Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium.
We are cosplaying Yksian Tapiola and Connie Martinez, characters from The Omnist book series.
Spooky Swap Meet is in LA April 25-27
Dir: Ryan Valdez
#cosplay
Stills from the upcoming satire commercial for Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium.
We are cosplaying Yksian Tapiola and Connie Martinez, characters from The Omnist book series.
Spooky Swap Meet is in LA April 25-27
Dir: Ryan Valdez
#cosplay