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Rob West
@robwest.bsky.social
Streamer (lol) and old dude
Anyway

If I can do this you can too
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Absolutely nothing I love more than having a great Unity Cup run only to get to the end and realize I didn't get Professor of Curvature which means I cannot use this Uma for the Scorpio Cup
December 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Results from ten 10 pulls. I pulled 2 Kitasan with 15k carats and decided to burn my Rainbow Uncap Crystal and Half Anniversary Voucher on her to MLB. I'd rather save the remaining 18k carats for actual Uma pulls since I am f2p.
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This post is already outdated and I am skipping on JRPGs because I have a good number in my library I already need to get around to playing.

This is what we're doing.
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Put together a list of my support cards and what LB they are currently at before pulling on the Kitasan Black banner. Will update after the pulls with 33k carats saved.
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My Steam Replay is genuinely embarrassing so I won't be sharing the whole thing but these two graphs side by side is very funny and telling
December 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Holy FUCK
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wow Cygames thanks for the SSR Make Debut Ticket
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Okay, I genuinely have no clue how to come anywhere close to the required stats for Libra Cup. I'm starting to think I just don't know how to manage my turns/energy effectively.

Like

Help
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bringing this over from Twitter because I feel like I am going insane.

I don't feel like this art is all that bad? I certainly don't think it qualifies as a fucking gooner deck box.

Am I just incredibly desensitized?
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm not sure I have the support cards to get the required stats for Runaway Silence Suzuka. This was a pretty decent run overall but I'm definitely short. No Groundwork or Angling and Scheming because I was out of borrows for the day.
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Bro Unity Cup is fuckin' nuts

First A+
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yeah you could say the free support card pulls have been pretty alright.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I know why this card is $10 but this is absolutely not a $10 card.
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Good Lord, Cygames

Nice job
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Every time I wonder if it was correct to pull for Meisho Doto I see her face on the Trainee Select screen and I know it was 100% worth.
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What a fucking moron
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is why I'm so bad with gacha games. Had like 20k carats and spent 10k of them rolling for the new trainee instead of saving.

Granted I still have a lot of time until the Kitasan Black banner rerun but still.

Doto cute.
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read
October 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Installed Umamusume on my phone because my banner pulls were so ass on PC

Can I move this data to PC
October 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bro this is fucked up
October 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Autumn sale haul
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I CAN'T CREATE A CLUB IN UMAMUSUME CALLED HONSE???????
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM