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Rocco Stoner
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Never tried the stuff, actually. Merely descended from masons.
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Farted in the tub now my Apple Watch thinks I’m deaf
Girls named Khaleesi will be entering high school this year.
February 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I know it’s against the law to tell a person to kill someone else…but can I encourage Nancy Mace to kill herself?
February 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Hi is there a sign up sheet to piss on his grave when he hopefully dies soon? I want to be one of the first.
January 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If I could go back to September 10th 2001 I’d tell myself they make glasses for wide faces.
December 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Cool things aren’t just on fire anymore…hey have become fire itself. 🔥#etymology
December 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Farted in the tub now my Apple Watch thinks I’m deaf
December 29, 2024 at 7:42 PM
What is the biological mechanism by which my iced strawberry vape gives me brain freeze? #scientists
December 9, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Living my life like Queen Latifah in “Last Holiday,” sans terminal diagnosis.
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
How do I hide posts with the word “Linux” in them?
December 2, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Requiem For A Dream is a Christmas movie.
December 2, 2024 at 4:26 AM
If a deluxe theater wants to start wicked part 2 presale…I’m there.
November 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM