I heart this.

Democrats need to find a dynamic candidate who will start campaigning now. Right now, holding rallies with huge numbers that put the Cowardly Liar to shame. Just sayin’.

My wife had her ear buds in, playing two games at once. I asked, “You remember that song, ‘Take the money and run, like a thief across the neighbors yard.’?” She gave me The Look, “Yes.”

“That’s all. I just wondered if you remembered.” She called me a punk.

Weird word today.

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Standing in a packed tourist attraction store, I was just looking for the exit. A man asked me, “Is this the checkout line?” I looked him in the eye and said, “You can check out anytime you’d like, but you can never leave.” I slay me sometimes. I just crack me up.

Seen in the wild: I’m lost. I’ve gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

He has no honor, no integrity, no courage and no intelligence. And everyone knows who I’m talking about.

We need a strong, dynamic, galvanizing democrat to start campaigning now. Right now. Hold rallies. Inspire the base. Now.

Worshiping at the Golden altar of an imitation TV star. It sickens me.

For years, I’ve said, “Being a Lions fan: if it was easy, anyone could do it.” Now that it’s finally easy, I see a lot more Lions gear in the wild. It’s great!

There’s now a Jimmy Carter size hole in the universe that can never be filled.

He’s a very stable genius. Lots of people say that he’s the geniusest of geniuses, and way geniuser than that stupid-head, Leon. #orangefacedlyingtraitor

Since the election, I can’t surf the news, so I’ve advanced over a hundred levels in WordScapes. I’m thinking the national drop in MSM consumption may point to big profits for the gaming companies and their annoying advertisers.

Hey, Blue! Nice to meet you. Take comfort. Even if we’d won this round, the battle would still have continued. We lost, we grieve, we growl, we flip off yard signs, we continue the fight, for integrity, for sanity, forever.