This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/br...

So you can’t shout “fire” in a crowded theater but you can shout “theater” in a crowded firehouse - make it make sense

Guys I know this is a dark timeline but I can only apologize so many times for going back in time and stepping on that butterfly

People saying “I can’t believe you’d end a friendship over politics!” probably don’t know what either of those words mean

Sorry Matt we still want to see that ethics investigation report

Gonna start trolling MAGA people by telling them that Trump is going to save Obamacare but eliminate the ACA

Whoever wrote this note may not be the hero we deserve but they are definitely the hero we need

When I turn my car on after leaving the heat or AC on full blast, there’s a brief moment in which I genuinely think my car is just being extra friendly