Jesse Hassenger
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Jesse Hassenger
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Writer & editor & stuff.
I also liked & wrote about GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE and its cathartically anti-A.I. (and in one subplot, pitch black) sensibility. decider.com/2026/02/13/g...
'Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die' sprinkles its unambiguously anti-A.I. message with madcap Terry Gilliam vibes
A lot of recent sci-fi movies get a little shruggy when confronted with the dangers of A.I. Sam Rockwell’s latest goes a little harder.
decider.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
100%. There's always been a certain number of people who feel totally affronted by the idea that they'd spend two hours watching something they didn't much like, which is understandable enough but I feel like it's widened to feeling affronted by stuff that's not like, Quality Maxxed
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
They're just the slashers you haven't met.
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Yeah, I liked it a lot and I'm lukewarm on several of his biggest movies!
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
On average, I like Trier's movies a lot more than the other two, so it stuck out to me that this was on the weaker end of his spectrum. I know some obviously very much feel differently but I'm a bit baffled!
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
In general this season I feel like Trier has largely gotten The Pass while Zhao and del Toro have gotten The Crackdown. Vaguely inexplicable how those are doled out but I guess probably once you win an Oscar you get The Crackdown.
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I don't know how good of a friend I am overall but I am definitely good at taking my friends to see ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER in IMAX
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Of course! The Avatar movies basically prepped her for it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Thought about trying to sell the kiddo on this today but ultimately felt like a stretch. Might try LA LA LAND a few weeks hence (my cancelation imminent)
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
hahaha fuck yeah Islands!!!
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The thing is they would probably both be fine, we just don't personally like them!
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
And there aren't any fucking movies where it's all Muppets and there's just one human. You may think of MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL that way but it is not how the movie actually is! And if it were, it would be an extreme outlier! That's not what Muppet movies are like!!! Nor should they be!!!!
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Literally almost anyone can host The Muppet Show, no one sorts old Muppet Show episodes by "oh this host was really bad, but then this one was really good," they all just come on and do Muppet segments and everyone for the most part is happy
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM