happy vapesgiving

chocolate chunk, cranberry, poppy seed, rye flour, and sea salt cookies fresh from the oven

applied some icy hot to my hamstrings, and now it feels like my pants are on fire.

just tried watching 1 nba game. the situation is needlessly complicated, with broadcasts split among multiple services with different subscriptions. no thanks.

the forbidden tootsie roll pop

classic youtu.be/COcR2Erpbx4?...

realized earlier our president has no friends. if he’s experienced friendship, it’s not like most real friendships i know. he’s used to people either wanting to be around him to be close to money or power or bullying people.

appreciating this classic today youtube.com/playlist?lis...

wilma packs fred flintstone a light lunch because he needs to watch his weight: lunchbox with one live frog in it.

republicans don’t actually believe any of the things they’re saying. the message is meant to appeal to low information voters, which is a sizable chunk of the populace. their actions show what they believe. everything they do is in bad faith. there’s no reason to treat them as partners in governing.

thought this recipe had “two raccoons” in the ingredient list but was mistaken

hey, remember when hedge funds bought up all the local newspapers, cut their staff, bled them dry, then shut them down?

fresh out da oven

ha! people are still on that nft grift. wanna buy a lightly used jpeg?

hey, sorry if that party in my mind palace kept you up last night.

my doctor has me on a strict flavor blasted diet

new modern pentathlon events:
- 30 meter diving
- jai alai
- bowling
- marathon
- bull riding

just learned the classic big red jingle occupies a significant portion of my wife’s memory.

skeets? never heard of ‘em.