Chris Eaton
@rockplazacentral.bsky.social
Punctuationist. Parent. Shiba owner. Runner. Used to play music as Rock Plaza Central. (Cover art by Yvon Gallant and photo of my dog by Marek Tyler of the band ASKO in the fabulous Ducky's of Sackville, NB, during Sappyfest 2024.)
Did I tell you I've switched from worrying about writing to worrying about reading? That I never force myself to write anymore, only to read, which nearly always makes me want to write.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Did I tell you I've switched from worrying about writing to worrying about reading? That I never force myself to write anymore, only to read, which nearly always makes me want to write.
"According to his calculations, they flew at an average speed of 125 miles per hour for two months. During their trip, they encountered no air resistance and were unaffected by gravity."
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"According to his calculations, they flew at an average speed of 125 miles per hour for two months. During their trip, they encountered no air resistance and were unaffected by gravity."
This is not what I thought I would be doing this afternoon but here we are.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is not what I thought I would be doing this afternoon but here we are.
The geese measure the sky.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The geese measure the sky.
I missed that you had won that, Chris! Congratulations!
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I missed that you had won that, Chris! Congratulations!
Are you Scherzer 'bout that?
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Are you Scherzer 'bout that?
That's 100% what I was just thinking!
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That's 100% what I was just thinking!
I took my dog on a walk this morning in such a beautiful forest, just a few kms from our house. It's pretty special.
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I took my dog on a walk this morning in such a beautiful forest, just a few kms from our house. It's pretty special.
It's almost unbelievable sometimes that we live in a city where this kind of stuff is so readily accessible.
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's almost unbelievable sometimes that we live in a city where this kind of stuff is so readily accessible.
I have lots of those old McSweeneys including that one!
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have lots of those old McSweeneys including that one!
And to come full circle, this is one of those songs that blasts those immeasurable doors wide open. The deep breath.
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And to come full circle, this is one of those songs that blasts those immeasurable doors wide open. The deep breath.