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Can I come with you and continually point out that it’s actually an embroidery and not a tapestry?! 😊

You could have had a chocolate one, but no…

Good plan - take that, Tom-stealing universe!

As long as we don’t jinx ourselves and make the universe decide that we’ve had enough Tom for one day - he’s evaded us before… 🤔

1) Then they won’t be able to eat you - you’re welcome. 2) Then they’ll be too full to eat you - you’re welcome again. 3) They’ll stand on their tippy-toes and point their ears, obviously!

What if I took them on the rollercoaster with me? Then they’d have had a fun time howling as they wave their paws in the air!

So, neither of us are dying a noble death of valour and we’re both going out like a pair of twatbadgers? Got it… 😆

Ah, that’s just what they want you to think, luring you in with their Big Lepidoptera propaganda, and then - bam! Face eaten clean off…