tired of tip color headcanons and length headcanons. what really matters is if you think they have a long and skinny dick or a shorter and thicker dick. or both or neither.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
tired of tip color headcanons and length headcanons. what really matters is if you think they have a long and skinny dick or a shorter and thicker dick. or both or neither.
dave has the most pathetic praise kink. whenever karkat wants to do a second round he tells dave how good he did and how much he enjoyed it and all of a sudden dave is interested again.
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
dave has the most pathetic praise kink. whenever karkat wants to do a second round he tells dave how good he did and how much he enjoyed it and all of a sudden dave is interested again.
I like imagining him exploring power dynamics and letting Reigen "control" him at his own volition, while realizing that he can halt things at any time
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I like imagining him exploring power dynamics and letting Reigen "control" him at his own volition, while realizing that he can halt things at any time
dave is soooo touchy. before he and karkat even start dating he is super touchy with him but it gets crazy when they do start dating. he always has his hands under karkat's clothes, in his hair, pulling him close. dude is the most touchstarved person ever.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
dave is soooo touchy. before he and karkat even start dating he is super touchy with him but it gets crazy when they do start dating. he always has his hands under karkat's clothes, in his hair, pulling him close. dude is the most touchstarved person ever.
dave and karkat don't have the option of not showering after sex because dave is always covered in genetic material after sex. he has it on his hands, all over the lower half of his face, and anywhere near his dick. he can't go to bed like this.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
dave and karkat don't have the option of not showering after sex because dave is always covered in genetic material after sex. he has it on his hands, all over the lower half of his face, and anywhere near his dick. he can't go to bed like this.
before dave and karkat get together, when they're still always at each other's throats, dave starts finding karkat's teeth, and the idea of karkat biting him really hot. during fights he would try to get karkat to bite him (but like in a chill nonchalant way) but then would go and jerk off about it.
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
before dave and karkat get together, when they're still always at each other's throats, dave starts finding karkat's teeth, and the idea of karkat biting him really hot. during fights he would try to get karkat to bite him (but like in a chill nonchalant way) but then would go and jerk off about it.
unfortunately i don't believe in davejade. i love their dynamic and i do think they would love each other but something about them feels like it will fall apart in a way that will cause both of them a lot of damage and will break their friend group for a while.
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
unfortunately i don't believe in davejade. i love their dynamic and i do think they would love each other but something about them feels like it will fall apart in a way that will cause both of them a lot of damage and will break their friend group for a while.
i believe in jadekat. i think both of them have been through so much but have somehow come out of that experience as good people. they need to break down together and then bond and fall in love and then fuck nasty style.
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i believe in jadekat. i think both of them have been through so much but have somehow come out of that experience as good people. they need to break down together and then bond and fall in love and then fuck nasty style.
i think karkat goes into a type of heat monthly but dave's sex drive stays pretty consistent. i don't actually think dave is all that horny in general. he loves karkat and thinks karkat is hot, but his depression fucks with his hormones and libido and the ptsd doesn't help.
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i think karkat goes into a type of heat monthly but dave's sex drive stays pretty consistent. i don't actually think dave is all that horny in general. he loves karkat and thinks karkat is hot, but his depression fucks with his hormones and libido and the ptsd doesn't help.
jerking off is weird because sometimes it takes 5 minutes and sometimes it takes 45 minutes and i have no idea why it takes that long or why it happens so quickly.
August 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
jerking off is weird because sometimes it takes 5 minutes and sometimes it takes 45 minutes and i have no idea why it takes that long or why it happens so quickly.
demon karkat gets demoted from his department in hell after an outburst he had and has to become a succubus/incubus. he hates his job and isn't very good at in but he's trying to ride it out till his past boss forgives him and re-hires him.
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
demon karkat gets demoted from his department in hell after an outburst he had and has to become a succubus/incubus. he hates his job and isn't very good at in but he's trying to ride it out till his past boss forgives him and re-hires him.
dave and karkat roleplaying as if karkat can get pregnant (toootally not possible i mean come on they're entirely different species) and then karkat actually gets pregnant.
August 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
dave and karkat roleplaying as if karkat can get pregnant (toootally not possible i mean come on they're entirely different species) and then karkat actually gets pregnant.