What about the power of belief?

The next movie should just be 3 seconds long where Bond respawns and explodes immediately cuz some asshole left proximity mines

If Tommy Tuberville can do it, it can’t be that hard

Turned it off. Fuck that.

Dude went R2D2

Great leaders of fellas/men/guys

DUDED UP, EGG SUCKING GUTTER TRASH

Then again, I once had a patient in the ED who had a broken orbital bone after getting punched in the face who said I was gay because I asked him to change into a hospital gown before he went to surgery, so I guess that isn’t 100% effective

One of our biggest ailments as a society is that there is not a genuine fear of getting your ass beat and it shows

You may laugh at it, but it’s the style that will give enough confidence to lie to a police officer and/or T-1000

“Objection!”
“On what grounds?”
“Your honor, the video was clearly edited with Scooby Doo sound effects when my client began running and when he face planted and ate shit.”
“Strike the cartoonish pitter patter sound effects, and the loud GOINK sound effect from the record.”

The Jordan Marshall Game

Look he’s probably a big volleyball fan

I hope that boulder runs over you