Upsetting though to be plastered with the logo of a hell-site

English style or Chinese style?

Sweetheart, you don’t know much about @lewisgoodall.com nor the Telegraph if you are taking your opinions about the UK from a Telegraph headline. Perhaps you should visit the UK before forming your opinion and then, better informed share it with people back home xx

Looks like a role for Tom Hollander in an upcoming dramatization

I once answered the phone to Elton John wanting to speak to someone else

I’m a private investigator in Bologna (what a lot of detective stories we all read)

There are reasonable and useful things to be said about that - more perhaps even than about the service - including “over zealous” and “if you want me to work for you, pay me”

As someone else has already observed, “never mind 5 years, 2 hours would be enough of mine”

“Common sense” (so often appealed to by populists) is the same: an easy/lazy substitute for knowledge and thought

A classic way of dealing with nerves is to imagine your audience naked: being improv maybe switch it up and, instead of imagining them naked, actually perform naked #ItsAThought

The fact that in both 2019 and 2024, the winning party did so with a set of manifesto promises that could not be kept and dissolved upon contact with actual office is something that as an industry we should be much more bothered by than we are.

It’s hardly “now”, he always did

Would you believe his answers?