Bada bop ba baa I hate it here

Email da Email wuh wuh da Email

Every accusation is a confession?

No mention of the suc- err men and women in uniform. They're just there to drive the big beautiful killing machines that make our military great.

The last time America was great was when it was kicking Nazi ass.

Idk I think it's like measuring your pp from the back of ur nuts tbh

I mean you can afford a Costco dog right?

Find someone with a Costco membership and go to town on free samples 😂

Have you considered the ancient and mysterious concept of groceries?

Don't mind me, just gonna hide in your bathroom until someone else needs to use it 👍