rodfeathers📎
@rodfeathers.bsky.social
The once and future lizard king of the Wessex illuminati.
Ambassador to wulferhampton.
Not quite my real name ;)
Leftie, pro-EU retired. Eccentric/mad depending on how charitable you feel 📎
Wülferhampton
Ambassador to wulferhampton.
Not quite my real name ;)
Leftie, pro-EU retired. Eccentric/mad depending on how charitable you feel 📎
Wülferhampton
Ah ha! Knew it. I had my doubts about the new embassy gardener...
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ah ha! Knew it. I had my doubts about the new embassy gardener...
I understood the first sentence of that
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I understood the first sentence of that
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Behaving like an adult - achievements unlocked:
1)Dogs walked
2)bed linen changed.
3)some laundry washed
Next challenge - fix ingrown toenail (alt)👇
1)Dogs walked
2)bed linen changed.
3)some laundry washed
Next challenge - fix ingrown toenail (alt)👇
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Behaving like an adult - achievements unlocked:
1)Dogs walked
2)bed linen changed.
3)some laundry washed
Next challenge - fix ingrown toenail (alt)👇
1)Dogs walked
2)bed linen changed.
3)some laundry washed
Next challenge - fix ingrown toenail (alt)👇
Quite agree Ratty - I'm on the case.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Quite agree Ratty - I'm on the case.
This is wulferhampton - nothing is safe, NOTHING!!
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November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is wulferhampton - nothing is safe, NOTHING!!
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Lizard enterprises will sell you one
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Lizard enterprises will sell you one
Afternoon Wise One
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Afternoon Wise One
It's too cold and damp for a lazy old reptilian to concern himself with much.
I shall retire to the embassy panic room for a snooze
I shall retire to the embassy panic room for a snooze
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It's too cold and damp for a lazy old reptilian to concern himself with much.
I shall retire to the embassy panic room for a snooze
I shall retire to the embassy panic room for a snooze
On days off the Illuminati, like the stout yeomen of olde englande, practice their archery.
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
On days off the Illuminati, like the stout yeomen of olde englande, practice their archery.
Subject line of an email from Vodafone -
All I can say is there'd bleeding better not be!
All I can say is there'd bleeding better not be!
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Subject line of an email from Vodafone -
All I can say is there'd bleeding better not be!
All I can say is there'd bleeding better not be!
I am sure i can do better with practice...
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I am sure i can do better with practice...
And a thoroughly pleasant evening to you too, sire
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And a thoroughly pleasant evening to you too, sire
People of Wülferhampton:
Your friendly Wessex ambassador would like to suggest a new and wholesome pass time:
Who's for a game of "Where's Wulfie"?
Your friendly Wessex ambassador would like to suggest a new and wholesome pass time:
Who's for a game of "Where's Wulfie"?
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
People of Wülferhampton:
Your friendly Wessex ambassador would like to suggest a new and wholesome pass time:
Who's for a game of "Where's Wulfie"?
Your friendly Wessex ambassador would like to suggest a new and wholesome pass time:
Who's for a game of "Where's Wulfie"?
Shshhhh - this is a library!
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shshhhh - this is a library!
I am disappointed
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I am disappointed
Or the even more fearsome Kimono dragon?
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Or the even more fearsome Kimono dragon?
A reptile conceivably, but not, I hope, an unenlightened one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A reptile conceivably, but not, I hope, an unenlightened one.
Actually it was Woger (slightly annoyingly) waking me to say thanks for being merciful, after my Monitor lizards overstepped their brief and arrested him. They were about to throw him to the (stylish but deadly) Kimono Dragon when I stepped in and said "NO! Welease Woger!" Actual footage below
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Actually it was Woger (slightly annoyingly) waking me to say thanks for being merciful, after my Monitor lizards overstepped their brief and arrested him. They were about to throw him to the (stylish but deadly) Kimono Dragon when I stepped in and said "NO! Welease Woger!" Actual footage below
meh - who knew fairies had access to PVC.
Also actual footage of Esmi and Widdle Woger out last night captured by my monitor lizards 👇
Also actual footage of Esmi and Widdle Woger out last night captured by my monitor lizards 👇
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
meh - who knew fairies had access to PVC.
Also actual footage of Esmi and Widdle Woger out last night captured by my monitor lizards 👇
Also actual footage of Esmi and Widdle Woger out last night captured by my monitor lizards 👇
The illuminati apologize for the lack of death threats Your local representative is suffering a bout of despondancy - normal hostilities will be resumed as soon as possible
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The illuminati apologize for the lack of death threats Your local representative is suffering a bout of despondancy - normal hostilities will be resumed as soon as possible
