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fred? «gobbingway»
@roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
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red/fred | 30+ ace dyke, white, she/he
not an xiv-specific acct but here are my tags: #gpose, #fizzlebeefmods, #fizzlebeefwrites

PS look at my cat right now #fishpics

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roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
I asked ishy what he thought of the ending and he said “snzzzzz” so idk if his review blog is going to be getting off the ground anytime soon
A round brown and white tabby cat snoozes on a beanbag ottoman while curled up like a fat shrimp.
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
I’m a hero actually
me taking a selfie laying on the couch while mostly obscured by a peaceful rotund brown and white tabby cat
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
#fishpics guy who is enjoying his snow day
A rotund brown and white tabby cat snoozes on a beanbag ottoman with his paws in a jumble and a peek of his pink belly exposed.
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
periodic reminder to turn off video autoplay if you haven’t done so already, it’s under Settings -> Content & Media
screenshot of the content and media menu in the bluesky app, showing the autoplay videos and gifs setting toggled off
January 24, 2026 at 4:57 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
fletcher’s boobs and hog are on my tl and I didn’t put them there
robert downey jr looking surprised in greyscale meme image
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
he can’t have any.
A rotund brown and white tabby cat sprawls on his back on his favorite beanbag ottoman and shows off his bountiful tummy fluff. He looks absolutely massive.
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
#fishpics computer, enhance
A rotund brown and white tabby cat loafs on an ottoman and stares directly at the camera. He looks exceptionally slug like. A slightly more zoomed in photo of the tabby cat in the exact same position. He has not moved a muscle. An even more zoomed in photo of the tabby cat. His stare is intense and piercing.
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
censored using the graphic media tag just bc I don't want to jumpscare anyone with a homophobic post. sorry for being cranky but this dumb shit made me so mad I could spit lol. shut the fuck up
stupid fucking "joke" someone made comparing bovino to a butch lesbian
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
well?
A rotund brown and white tabby cat named Ishmael lounges on an ottoman with both of his front legs sticking out over the edge. He looks over his shoulder at the camera.
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 AM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
friend linked a video about some snowy owls earlier today and I keep thinking about this one particular image they used and laughing. the whimsy on this dude
photo from the airfield of the logan airport in boston showing a snowy owl sitting on a log in the foreground and looking back at the camera as a plane passes in the background. the owl has a sort of muppety "get a load of this guy!" look on its face.
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
GOD i hope this game is good. what if brienne of tarth was a scrawny little girltwink with the worst hair you've ever seen and huge doelike eyes
promotional screenshot from the 1348 Ex Voto website showing a close up of the protagonist Aeta, her face covered in grime
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
tweet from @boring_as_heck [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good
January 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
screencap of a discord exchange me: DWEEBY LITTLE BUTCH KNIGHT WITH A SHITTY BOWLCUT I’VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE friend 1: LMAO friend 2: this was like made in a lab for you
January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
#fishpics ?
A rotund brown and white tabby cat lays halfway inside of a rainbow pop up cat house. Only his eyes and one ear are visible. His pupils are as big as dinner plates. He has turned his head to stare at the camera.
January 22, 2026 at 1:22 AM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
who do you think he’s gonna do this to. I’m hoping vance of course but stephen miller would be a legendary pull too
toothless and senile junior soprano shooting tony
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
I have to go to the office can you guys please watch him for me #fishpics
A rotund brown and white tabby cat loafs atop a Santa hat. It’s barely visible beneath his bountiful fluff.
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
soon :)
big into energy secret id labubu!!!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 7:53 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
the people love me for my skeletal eyebags and cherubic cheeks (citations needed)
me (your pal fred) taking a selfie in my bathroom to show off my freshly shorn short red hair while flashing a peace sign
January 20, 2026 at 2:52 AM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
p sure ozzy's my new favorite player btw. everyone else throwing punches while she's in the corner doing this. I love goalies
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
whoops!!! oopsies!!! uh oh !!!!!
screenshot from the pwhl website showing a bucketload of penalties from the end of the third period of the victoire/sirens game yesterday Montréal Victoire Maggie Flaherty 10-Minute Misconduct, 10 min Montréal Victoire Marie-Philip Poulin 10-Minute Misconduct, 10 min Montréal Victoire Abby Roque 10-Minute Misconduct, 10 min Montréal Victoire Hayley Scamurra 10-Minute Misconduct, 10 min New York Sirens Taylor Girard 10-Minute Misconduct, 10 min New York Sirens Taylor Girard Game-Leaving Bench, 20 min New York Sirens Kristýna Kaltounková 10-Minute Misconduct, 10 min New York Sirens Maja Nylen Persson 10-Minute Misconduct, 10 min New York Sirens Micah Zandee-Hart 10-Minute Misconduct, 10 min
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
accidentally took the funniest screenshot of all time while relearning how to play monster hunter this afternoon
mid-cutscene screenshot from monster hunter wilds of erik, his face mostly out of frame, being knocked over by a lagiacrus
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 AM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
#fishpics all of the christmas stuff in my apartment has long since been put away, except,
A rotund brown and white tabby cat loafs atop a Santa hat laying on the floor. His paw is politely tucked beneath his body and he stares at the camera with big ol’ eyes.
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
EHEHE TY yeah she’s made w a real one, but I bought it used for super cheap so I didn’t mind tearing it apart LOL. honestly customizing them is SO FUN esp if you don’t really care about them looking perfectly clean!!!! this post was a big inspiration for me HDHDJF
screencap of an Instagram post by dolls_onthego of an extremely beat up grey labubu that’s missing an eye My daughter found this real Labubu in the middle of the street! I think he was run over :( so we took him home and washed him. She wants to make an eyepatch for him. She named him Roadkill
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
these are my children. I gave birth to all of them
my collection of labubus (and one hideous lafufu) sitting on my desk. there’s a have a seat labubu in a peachy sandy color, my macaron toffee labubu I customized to look like fletcher, and a blue big into energy labubu wearing a silver skull bracelet like a badass chain. also there’s an extremely obviously fake brown lafufu who looks like he was run over by a car
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
roefizzlebeef.bsky.social
unrepentant
Closeup of a rotund brown and white tabby cat staring flatly at the camera.
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 AM