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Sick play action and then chucked it just before the impending sack to a wide-open non-receiver 😘👌🏈
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sick play action and then chucked it just before the impending sack to a wide-open non-receiver 😘👌🏈
Aren't you supposed to contact me or something before using my likeness
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Aren't you supposed to contact me or something before using my likeness
Listened to this last night and it was fantastic! My wife and I were laughing so hard we had trouble catching our breath at times.
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Listened to this last night and it was fantastic! My wife and I were laughing so hard we had trouble catching our breath at times.
How dost Thou knowst she's not already in it like the rest of us?
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
How dost Thou knowst she's not already in it like the rest of us?
It's newly added to Netflix
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's newly added to Netflix
I love when they call them "underaged women", too. Fucking gross.
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I love when they call them "underaged women", too. Fucking gross.
Here's another hot take: fun spy movie where shit go boom
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Here's another hot take: fun spy movie where shit go boom
Trump doesn't have the best track record in court so fingers crossed for you. I'd donate to the defense fund if I were able.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Trump doesn't have the best track record in court so fingers crossed for you. I'd donate to the defense fund if I were able.
Skyfall canonizes "Bond" being his actual family name. Even the codename theory is too gymnastic for me. It's a series of reboots that's filled with (sometimes even intentional) anachronism. Deal, nerds.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Skyfall canonizes "Bond" being his actual family name. Even the codename theory is too gymnastic for me. It's a series of reboots that's filled with (sometimes even intentional) anachronism. Deal, nerds.
Meaningless posturing from yet another player in the DNC failure theater.
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Meaningless posturing from yet another player in the DNC failure theater.
Get it thrown out. Fuck 12.
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Get it thrown out. Fuck 12.
Colorado-style green chili
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Colorado-style green chili
Calculated inefficacy
September 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Calculated inefficacy
The most recent was 80 so not AS suspicious, but still...
July 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most recent was 80 so not AS suspicious, but still...
Try air frying? Looks delicious
June 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Try air frying? Looks delicious
Why did I have this figured out as an elementary school student 35 years ago, but the "best minds" still haven't now? Leave that shit in the fucking ground.
April 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Why did I have this figured out as an elementary school student 35 years ago, but the "best minds" still haven't now? Leave that shit in the fucking ground.
It's almost like people want an actually representative government or something
March 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's almost like people want an actually representative government or something
Something something snowflakes and safe spaces
February 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Something something snowflakes and safe spaces
Great, so we're about to be at war with Ukraine with Russia as our ally. Fuck this fucking timeline.
February 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Great, so we're about to be at war with Ukraine with Russia as our ally. Fuck this fucking timeline.