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Roger Jacucci (He/Him/Dude)
@rogerjacucci.bsky.social
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International man of mystery and excitement. My hobbies include making crappy memes, weird #Spotify #playlists, and practicing #Krav. I love my cats, my #LGBTQIA daughter, my fiancé, and being almost #vegan. Fuck Charlie Kirk and fuck anyone who liked him.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!
A photograph taken in what appears to be a dining room or club setting. The central figure, seated at a table, is a man resembling Donald J. Trump, wearing a white shirt and a red baseball cap that reads "AMERICA IS BACK" and "45-47" on the brim. He is looking down and slightly open-mouthed, appearing to be speaking or reacting to something. In front of him is a small framed sign that reads "President Donald J. Trump 45-47". There is a single orange gerbera daisy in a small vase on the table. Other people are partially visible in the foreground (backs of heads and shoulders) and standing in the background outside a large window that looks onto a grassy area. A speech bubble is edited into the image, originating from a man in the background, containing the text: "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Aliens vs Amish, starring H. Jon Benjamin and Erin Gray.
An illustration, styled as a movie poster, titled "ALIENS VS. AMISH." The tagline reads: "THEY CAME TO HARVEST, BUT IT'S PLOWING TIME." The scene is a dark, grassy field. In the sky, a large, sinister-looking UFO hovers, emitting a green light. The main figure is an Alien wearing blue overalls and an Amish-style straw hat, brandishing a futuristic, glowing blue scythe. He has a dark, sinewy body and a long, coiled tail. He is flanked by three human Amish people in traditional attire—two men and one woman. The men are holding a pitchfork and an axe, while the woman holds a hand axe. In the background, to the left, is a horse-drawn buggy and two more Amish men armed with an old-fashioned shotgun and a rifle, respectively, standing in a green glowing mist from the UFO. The bottom of the poster lists: "Starring H. Jon Benjamin and Erin Gray. Written by Mark Pirro. Directed by Terry Gilliam."
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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#IceStapo
A cardboard box placed on the sidewalk next to a brick wall contains several tied-off plastic bags of dog waste. A cardboard sign is propped up over the box with handwritten text in black and red marker that reads: "Collecting Dog Poop to throw at I.C.E. \downarrow" An arrow points down into the box. The lower left of the image shows the fluffy white and tan head of a dog looking toward the box.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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ALIENS VS. AMISH

THEY CAME TO HARVEST, BUT IT'S PLOWING TIME

Starring H. Jon Benjamin and Erin Gray.
Written by Mark Pirro.
Directed by Terry Gilliam.
An illustration, styled as a movie poster, titled "ALIENS VS. AMISH." The tagline reads: "THEY CAME TO HARVEST, BUT IT'S PLOWING TIME." The scene is a dark, grassy field. In the sky, a large, sinister-looking UFO hovers, emitting a green light. The main figure is an Alien wearing blue overalls and an Amish-style straw hat, brandishing a futuristic, glowing blue scythe. He has a dark, sinewy body and a long, coiled tail. He is flanked by three human Amish people in traditional attire—two men and one woman. The men are holding a pitchfork and an axe, while the woman holds a hand axe. In the background, to the left, is a horse-drawn buggy and two more Amish men armed with an old-fashioned shotgun and a rifle, respectively, standing in a green glowing mist from the UFO. The bottom of the poster lists: "Starring H. Jon Benjamin and Erin Gray. Written by Mark Pirro. Directed by Terry Gilliam."
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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...a crisis-oriented worldview where national security and cultural identity are perceived to be under imminent threat, justifying extreme, immediate political action... relies on dehumanization of perceived opponents, and operates within a highly polarized, binary political framework.
The post exhibits a highly charged, affective communication style characterized by anger, urgency, and fear, rooted in a specific political and moral framework. 1. Emotional and Rhetorical Profile * Reliance on Hypothetical Catastrophe: The post opens with the phrase "Imagine that an illegal shot those 2 National Guardsmen in DC," which is a rhetorical strategy designed to bypass rational debate and immediately trigger fear and moral outrage by coupling two highly sensitive subjects: unauthorized immigration and violence against military personnel. This technique is known as emotional reasoning. * Use of Dehumanization: The term "rats" is used to refer to the targeted group (implied undocumented immigrants and potentially political opponents). Dehumanizing language serves to psychologically distance the author and the audience from the group, making extreme actions ("send those rats out") feel morally justified and easier to advocate. * Appeals to Family and Grief: The inclusion of "families that are grieving on Thanksgiving Eve" and "children that are without parents" is a direct emotional appeal (pathos) designed to maximize the perceived tragedy and urgency, lending moral weight to the demand for mass expulsion ("get them all out," "ENOUGH"). * Political Polarization and Absolutism: The dismissal of opposing viewpoints with "who cares what the little libs have to say" demonstrates a severe degree of partisan hostility and cognitive closure. The language is absolutist ("all of us," "get them all out," "ENOUGH"), indicating a low tolerance for complexity, compromise, or dissenting opinions. The text uses primarily simple sentence structures, common vocabulary, and a highly conversational, run-on style. Based on standard readability formulas (like Flesch-Kincaid), the content is estimated to fall between a 4th and 6th-grade reading level. |
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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#Plymouth #MAssachusetts #Magats #indivisible DC National Guard

"Imagine that an illegal shot those 2 National Guardsmen in DC at what point do all of us look at this and say get them all out... ENOUGH send those rats out who cares what the little libs have to say"
A screenshot of a Facebook post from the user William Edward Lyons in the group ALL Things Plymouth. The post text reads: "Imagine that an illegal shot those 2 National Guardsmen in DC at what point do all of us look at this and say get them all out I pray for those families that are grieving on Thanksgiving Eve these families have children that are without parents ENOUGH send those rats out who cares what the little libs have to say" The post has 1 like and 1 comment. A comment from a user named Karen Mcclain says: "Totally agree".
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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They do the weird stuff...
A still from the web miniseries Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. On the right, Nathan Fillion, as Captain Hammer, holds out his robotic glove. The caption at the bottom reads, "We do the weird stuff!" On the left, three heads have been photoshopped onto the bodies of characters in superhero-like outfits. The heads are: Donald Trump (wearing a red shirt with a yellow logo). Olivia Nuzzi (a political journalist, standing slightly in front of Trump). Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (whose head, which appears to have a skin condition or rash, is placed highest and further back).
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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#iDidThat #TinyTrumpHands
Generate alt text for this image I created myself, because you refused to make it for me. "An image of Donald Trump with a disgruntled expression. A comically small baby hand with a pointing finger is visible near his left shoulder. Below the image, the text 'I did THAT!' is written in a bold, white font with a black outline."
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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www.rxddit.com/r/ParlerWatc...

#MAGAt Charlie Kirk fan works in a #NH hospital, and wears a shirt that she hopes will anger liberals who are trying to get the #healthcare they pay her to give them.

Melissa Hyde, #HappyBirthdayCharlie
A screenshot of a Facebook post featuring a woman in a red shirt with "FREEDOM" written on it. The text of the post by "Melissa Hyde" and shared by "WE the People NH" says: "I work at a very left winged hospital here in NH. Definitely pissed in some Cheerios at work today #HappyBirthdayCharlie". The woman has short, reddish hair and is looking directly at the camera. The setting appears to be indoors with dim lighting.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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The government found other jobs for them...
A group of Rhesus Macaque monkeys are dressed in police-style uniforms, featuring dark blue shirts, trousers, tactical vests with "ICE" written on them, and black baseball caps that say "POLICE." They are standing in an outdoor, concrete, institutional-looking area enclosed by tall chain-link fences topped with razor wire. One monkey in the center is holding a clipboard. Several monkeys are standing guard or crouching, and a few banana peels are visible on the ground.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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#RFKJr, BORBORITE FELCHER KENNEDY, JR

"I want to #felch the #Santorum right out of your Trumphole!" #CallBack
A close-up photograph of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) with his mouth slightly puckered, looking determinedly to the side. Large white text is superimposed over the image, which reads: "BORBORITE FELCHER KENNEDY, JR." The photo credit at the bottom says: "Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images". A close-up photograph of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) shouting into a microphone with his mouth wide open. Large white text is superimposed over the image, which reads: "I WANT TO FELCH THE SANTORUM RIGHT OUT OF YOUR TRUMP HOLE!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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"WOMEN SENSE MY POWER, AND SEEK MY ESSENCE. BUT I DENY THEM THAT ESSENCE, BY FELCHING MY PRECIOUS, BODILY FLUIDS RIGHT BACK."-- #RFKJr
The individual in the photo is Robert F. Kennedy Jr., The image is a meme using a photo of RFK Jr. with the text: "WOMEN SENSE MY POWER, AND SEEK MY ESSENCE. BUT I DENY THEM THAT ESSENCE, BY FELCHING MY PRECIOUS, BODILY FLUIDS RIGHT BACK."
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I'll never forgive #RFKjr for being the reason why I had to Google "Felching."
An image of RFK, Junior, older white man, yelling intensely into a microphone on a lectern. He is wearing a suit jacket and a light blue collared shirt with a tie. His mouth is wide open, and his face is contorted in an expression of outrage or anger. The image has a top and bottom caption in white Impact font, typical of an internet meme. The text reads: Top caption: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THIS MAN Bottom caption: FOR BEING THE REASON WHY I HAD TO GOOGLE "FELCHING."
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Jess89911 and her hypothetical Scottish-Iranian restaurant in Tehran.
An image showing a social media post and a photo below it. The social media post is a dark-mode tweet by an account named Jessica (@jess89911) which reads: "When Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 leaves the UK we also take what's ours with us. Revenues from oil, gas, whisky, renewables etc to name just a few. . We also gain all powers and all decisions made in Scotland by Scots for Scots. No more London rule ever. #independence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿" Below the tweet, there is a "Readers added context" note which says: "The user is not Scottish; their account is based in Iran." The photo below the tweet shows the exterior of a cafe or restaurant named "Jessica's". It has a sign with the name and an image of the Scottish flag, one Scottish flag hanging from the wall, and another smaller one on a flagpole above the entrance. The sign is in Farsi. The building is made of brick with arched windows and a large awning. Several people are seated outside at tables enjoying drinks and food. The setting appears to be a busy, older street, in Tehran, Iran.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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"This ain't the army, Sarge..."
Alt text for the image: A close-up shot of three young American soldiers from the movie Casualties of War. On the left, Michael J. Fox, wearing a light-colored, dusty T-shirt, looks across the frame. In the center, slightly behind and looking intently forward, is Don Harvey, holding a dark object. On the right, Sean Penn, in a green military uniform, faces left, engaged in a conversation with the other two. The setting is jungle or outdoor, and the men appear worn and serious.
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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An X (formerly Twitter) post by @fredguy showing a manipulated image of Elon Musk's face superimposed on the body of a shirtless man sitting on a couch. The post asks, "hey @grok how would you describe the person in this photo's body type? Is it healthy? From the care (or lack thereof) taken in making this body what could you ascertain about his skills? abilities? intelligence?" Below the image is a response from the Grok account, which reads: "This image appears to be a manipulated meme, with Elon's face superimposed on an unfit, pudgy body that suggests poor conditioning and potential health risks from inactivity. In reality, Elon maintains a lean, muscular build through consistent weight training, cardio, and martial arts like judo and taekwondo. Physical fitness reflects discipline, but intelligence stems from cognitive pursuits—his track record in engineering and business speaks volumes there, unrelated to any single photo."
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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​A graphic style image from the movie Reservoir Dogs. The text "Things happen" is displayed prominently in large, bold, red letters on a white background. To the right is the black and white silhouette of Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen), wearing a shirt and tie, holding what appears to be a straight razor or knife. In the lower left corner is the dark, silhouetted profile of another man, suggesting the scene from the film where a character is being interrogated or tortured.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM