Like I’m appearing in these guys’ mirror the moment the first data center deal goes under. They’re going to open the fridge and I am going to roll out of the crisper with 30 pages of printed out headlines

This (became even more true in the following decade)

Hell yeah we progging matador, boys

I really enjoyed how it couldn't decide if the game was third person or first person multiple times

It's the fact that there are exactly 0 candidates with the juice to revitalize their dogshit, twelve-feet-under brands as a party. This is smoking stems and seeds shit

Before the backwards car chase cut to the inside of gas mask guy's car to see a smaller gas mask around his dick

"they have a chopper, find some cover"

dog you are IN A SEWER