This is relaxation!!

Good morning from the United States of America, where thanks to a plurality of our dumbest citizens, the “price of eggs” felon they voted for has just made everything we buy much, much more expensive.

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Hold the fuck on — the Department of Government Efficiency, the entity which claims its mission is to end “wasteful spending”, was given SEVEN MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS to cover its “expenses” in the span of a single week?!?!

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

If you don’t think this is exactly what we’re up against, then you haven’t been paying attention.