mfer out here straight cribbin my best obvious jokes

It all looks as dry as Ben Shapiro's wife.

I think he's saying you fucked a mermaid.

To be fair, I wouldn't lick a warm lamppost either.

Haha, I was going to say I went out and stuck mine in and it didn't reach bottom, so that means we got at least three inches.

They're saying we could get as much as 14" total out of this storm. There's a solid 4-5" on the ground already.

I didn't notice the bonus squirrel at the bottom of that tree until i posted the photo.

Well, yeah. Look at all those gauge pods! Not necessarily any gauges in them, but there are a lot of pods.

They'll have to launder them through a shell corporation

@looseraisins.bsky.social time for the 'chips are lit' story

As essentially a full-time caretaker, I haven't got "leave the house to take a class" time in my schedule any more. Hopefully our kids will move nearby soon and they can help me with a break every once in a while.

I'm jealous of that move at about 36 seconds where you just sort of step up into the hoop. I had to climb onto the RV roof this past weekend to put the winter cover on it and I could have used that kind of flexibility and balance.

Previous record holder is sitting at home going "48 pounds? FORTY-EIGHT POUNDS? What a joke! I'M STILL THE BEST!"