For clarification, this is a reference to "man who has it all" not transphobia

Missed product placement opportunity

Yes

Port-a-potty

I guess this means a CSA farmers market is paying for the ad-free version

I've always thought meringue must have been invented when someone was being punished. "Whip these egg whites until your arm falls off."

Can we make, like, bonsai trolls if we do it right though?

I think that's what Alyssa Grenfell is.

That's me.
I'm the spouse.

For a second I thought LLM said MLM and the joke still mostly worked

I've discussed this with my family previously. Dunkin donuts have gotten worse. They used to be cooked fresh at the store. Now they're trucked in and the bread part tastes bad (the toppings seem fine)