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Uncle Roger

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · Nov 22

BIG CROCHET POST

I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.

#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 3h

Thanks!

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 3h

Sleeping with a shirt on and no pants like Winnie the fucking Pooh.

My shoulders get cold. 🥲

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 4h

Wide.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 5h

It’s all about lighting.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 8h

If you spend too much time on the internet, you can completely forget about the existence of straight people.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 8h

I love a mindless task. I could fold laundry all day long if somebody paid me for it.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 8h

Doomerism is not productive. Please shut the fuck up.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 9h

Sorry, I don’t really follow patterns. I just whipped this up from my brain.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 10h

You don’t have to be like that. You can be normal.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 11h

Goddamn.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 14h

The main reason I don’t hand out Halloween candy to trick-or-treaters is that I don’t have enough joy in my heart.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 14h

Assassin’s Creed: Oz

Dorothy is a member of the Assassin’s Guild sent on a mission to kill the Wicked Witch.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve still never used an air fryer. I’m afraid it would make me too powerful.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 16h

I support whatever the sky is doing right now.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 16h

Define “great.”

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 16h

You could go undercover.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17h

Oh, I don’t feel guilty at all. I just wish I hadn’t wasted the drive.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17h

I wonder what it would cost to make one of myself.

Queerty @queerty.com · 19h

Man buys a life-size, silicone, “anatomically correct” Henry Cavill doll & instantly goes viral - buff.ly/60q4z71

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 18h

Normally I would agree, but I just don’t have the energy for a good workout today.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 18h

Drove all the way to the gym, but I do not feel like lifting right now. I mostly want Burger King.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 18h

Always.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 20h

Hell yeah.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 20h

They should remake Lord of the Rings as an Office-style documentary.

Gandalf out there constantly making the Jim face.

a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee in a hospital room .

ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee in a hospital room .

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 22h

I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who gets up and immediately goes for a walk, but instead I have to sit in my underpants and drink 3 cups of coffee.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

This is the only time of year that I miss having Netflix because I really want to watch The Haunting of Hill House.

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