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I turned 5 spouting potatoes into 8lbs of food saving £1.50 #gardening
August 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
August 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A home grown tomato tastes better than shop bought ones #gardening
August 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
#veday during an escape attempt in colditz my grandfather disguised himself as a Christmas tree ...

He was decorated.... #joke
May 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
#gardening Here comes the tomatoes!
April 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I was in bright and sunny Spain last week
April 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So I was delivering today and there was no one in but then he turned up
March 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#gardening new colours
March 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
#gardening here come the peas
March 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Elon musk is a billionaire but it looks like he only spends £5 on his haircut . Or maybe his barber hates him too
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Can you jump higher than your home ?

Yes, your house can't jump
March 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The lunatics have taken over the asylum......
February 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Very poor from the USA the Russians and the Chinese are laughing their heads off .
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Where's the new led Zeppelin documentary on ?
February 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
On the subject of discworld a horse called Sean Og won at Catterick today. Unfortunately I was too busy to put bets on this lunch time 😕
February 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Do you know the names of the players in this game of Scrabble from the 1970s ?
February 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
How can you take over in Gaza ? Logistics of making a Middle Eastern empire as massive
February 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Birthday yesterday woke up and went to see granddaughter
. Best bus route in the world E1 up the seaside Sunderland to South Shields missed the ferry so got a cup of tea left wallet on cafe so ran back and caught the ferry x
February 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
#safc Ha way me bonnie lads!
February 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
5 collared doves. my back garden
February 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
God bless Canada
February 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bluesky is like going to s film on a Wednesday afternoon.
February 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Welcome to February. 🤏 and a ✊ first of the month
February 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Elon bye bye ex
January 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM