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@rokhausen.bsky.social
Aspiring autonomous cyborg, ethical cyberpunk, transhuman/ist, Gilbert Gottfried of breakcore, elder rivethead. EWR, NJ -> SEA, WA
I make pizza for a living.
And I own a body bag signed by Kool Keith.
@rokhausen on other timelines
I make pizza for a living.
And I own a body bag signed by Kool Keith.
@rokhausen on other timelines
they can't have nice things
December 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
they can't have nice things
a nice "sunny" morning in seattle
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
a nice "sunny" morning in seattle
i'm also currently going
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i'm also currently going
i always say, if you're going through hell, keep going
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i always say, if you're going through hell, keep going
i'm here getting blotto while playing balatro (multitasking poor decisions)
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
i'm here getting blotto while playing balatro (multitasking poor decisions)
I like bank heists they're concocted
And the resulting investigations that are conducted
And the resulting investigations that are conducted
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I like bank heists they're concocted
And the resulting investigations that are conducted
And the resulting investigations that are conducted
ngl a good axe murder is impressive
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
ngl a good axe murder is impressive
you ever fart so hard it scratches an itch?
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
you ever fart so hard it scratches an itch?
he ate all the cookies
and drank all the milk
put his finger to his nose
and blew a fat line of coke
and drank all the milk
put his finger to his nose
and blew a fat line of coke
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
he ate all the cookies
and drank all the milk
put his finger to his nose
and blew a fat line of coke
and drank all the milk
put his finger to his nose
and blew a fat line of coke
not a creature stirring
i trampled them down
then down through the chimney
came some awful fat clown
i trampled them down
then down through the chimney
came some awful fat clown
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
not a creature stirring
i trampled them down
then down through the chimney
came some awful fat clown
i trampled them down
then down through the chimney
came some awful fat clown
same.
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
same.
you didn't miss much, kinda sucked.
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
you didn't miss much, kinda sucked.
wasn't that the reagan 80's
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
wasn't that the reagan 80's
i'm gonna G.L.O.S.S. over this joke
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i'm gonna G.L.O.S.S. over this joke
The song?
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The song?
"honey did you put the recycling out?"
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"honey did you put the recycling out?"
i was talking to the martini
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i was talking to the martini
i hate making you
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i hate making you
"the place to be"
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"the place to be"
"Hey man, you look svelte but let's talk about your arteries, asshole."
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Hey man, you look svelte but let's talk about your arteries, asshole."
but do they win food stamps?
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
but do they win food stamps?
you mean the elimination of SNAP benefits?
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
you mean the elimination of SNAP benefits?
my hair is always being fucking gay no matter what i throw at it
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
my hair is always being fucking gay no matter what i throw at it
Also, Frosty was Antifa. I said what I said.
Long live Frosty.
Long live Frosty.
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Also, Frosty was Antifa. I said what I said.
Long live Frosty.
Long live Frosty.