Between you and me, I’m looking gorgeous, paying my taxes, I’m being a huge slut when appropriate.
Happy holidays to us all!
Happy holidays to us all!
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Between you and me, I’m looking gorgeous, paying my taxes, I’m being a huge slut when appropriate.
Happy holidays to us all!
Happy holidays to us all!
You’re going to have to post it.
October 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You’re going to have to post it.
Omg!! Me too! I was flooded with embarrassment for him.
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Omg!! Me too! I was flooded with embarrassment for him.
The first time I heard a straight woman say “these poppers slay” I wanted to launch myself into the sun.
August 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The first time I heard a straight woman say “these poppers slay” I wanted to launch myself into the sun.
It just looks really beautiful. Well done.
August 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It just looks really beautiful. Well done.
I’m beginning to think that it is written by AI.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
June 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m beginning to think that it is written by AI.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Sweet Jeebus, I had forgotten that. 🫨
June 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Sweet Jeebus, I had forgotten that. 🫨
This is actually the funniest thing I saw today.
June 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is actually the funniest thing I saw today.
Omg!! I had this happen to me!!
April 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Omg!! I had this happen to me!!
In my heart, I know Sondheim would’ve watched.
No regrets.
No regrets.
April 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
In my heart, I know Sondheim would’ve watched.
No regrets.
No regrets.
Freeing the nipple is definitely something. 😍
March 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Freeing the nipple is definitely something. 😍
Done. Those twats can suck it.
January 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Done. Those twats can suck it.
Imagine if we have to go back to watching porn on DVD.
January 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Imagine if we have to go back to watching porn on DVD.