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derek skeeter
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lowkey i need this
gen z is afraid of jelqing
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
there’s only one guy posting on this website. his name is derek skeeter and he sucks at posting.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
when i started using apple pay in high school all the kids would smack my ass and call me “apple gay” every time i whipped out my phone to make a purchase. it’s cool to see the whole world adopt it so seamlessly over ten years later.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
driving is so boring. thank god we have phones so theres some entertainment while you’re behind the wheel
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i actually think f1 is pretty cool since i learned it’s a car thing and not an abbreviation for a slur
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
eat the pussy like luke foods
March 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
watchin good burger 2 with my chick. u know how it go.
February 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
lickin on my frenulum cuz she like how it sounds
January 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
that’s me
i need u to be using bluesky so u can see my pro skater 3 combos thank u
January 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
the people with several rubber duckies in their car are pedophiles
December 8, 2024 at 6:21 PM
it’s white boy winter 🥶❄️
bundle up 🧥🧣
December 5, 2024 at 10:32 PM
mcdonald’s must genetically modify pigs in order to keep the mcrib around the entire year

a necessary evil
December 5, 2024 at 7:33 PM
girlies playing footsies with their vapes when it falls under the gas pedal
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 PM
yeah, i think juice wrld woulda loved fortnite...
December 1, 2024 at 11:29 PM
when u gotta use a public restroom and the seat is already uncomfortably warm ☺️
November 29, 2024 at 8:18 PM
i was really having a good thanksgiving because i didn’t see anyone post a nasty ass pic of their plate of slop…

i seen one just now though… day fucking ruined!!!
November 29, 2024 at 2:53 AM
i tell everyone we’re in an open relationship but really my gf won’t stop cheating on me and i love it
November 26, 2024 at 4:52 AM
yall gotta check out the movie big with tom hanks.

the part where he gets big. oh man. you’re not ready
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM
still insane to me that dogs can get cancer
November 24, 2024 at 5:21 AM
penis really did give us the whole load
November 19, 2024 at 3:48 AM
my girl better have wet earwax
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
i’m sad that we’ll never hear oj simpson say “hey bluesky world”
November 14, 2024 at 5:57 PM
hoping my dog makes it 21 years so I can take him to get his first drink
November 14, 2024 at 7:52 AM
inventor of ovens be like “who hungry”
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM