You can always give yourself some top of the line medical treatment and buddy tape it at home

whipped ricotta with sliced figs; butter and chili crisp

Every one of these was so lovely in my inbox, the one email I always make time to read

I would also like a soundtrack cd. Physical media me.

Not LotR but this might be a job for David the Gnome? I loved him when I was tiny.

You absolutely GET his vision, he'll be so pleased to hear it

Mine works in vomit and mixed media textiles (curtains, chairs, carpets, quilts), he's very avant-garde

In those cases I cut store bought puff pastry into rectangles with a smaller rectangle scored, then throw the fruit with cream cheese and honey and bake it for lazy tart things

oh hell yes, this looks great!

The secret to green bean casserole is to use exactly the canned ingredients - fresh is a mistake - and put in an entire teaspoon of black pepper instead of the 1/8 the recipe calls for (you must trust me on this, it WILL look like too much). (If that doesn't work, the dish is just not for you)

Warning coloration to tell people I'm poisonous if eaten!

I had one fall out of the breading when i was a kid and i was like "oh no. this is ruined for me"

its VERY easy to misclick, from my own experience!

I think there are some fried chicken marinades that use buttermilk

This one looks unwell - where is it's tank? Might want to see if theres a rehabber who can take it in and nurse it back to health

I like to curate the scraps a little but it's so fun to know what each project the bits were from!

I have finally figured out garneting! Which is when you take the little bits of yarn left over after your projects are done, fluff those bits up, add a little bit of fresher fiber, and then spin the whole thing into new yarn. It's pretty slow AND also you get to use all the tiny bits of yarn!