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Jordan Wolfson
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I'm a college student from Washington State who recently got banned from Facebook (Mark Zuck is a cuck). I am bleeding heart Liberal, I love my friends and family fiercely, and I will fight injustice to my last breath. Also go Warriors and Gonzaga Bulldogs
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Hey 4chan fuckers. Heard you're apparently datamining all of Bluesky to doxx people saying shit about Charlie Kirk.

Well, let this reach you, and reach it well:

I have no employer. I'm a college student, and I doubt I'll lose my financial aid for saying fucking FUCK Charlie fucking Kirk.

🖕
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Vtubers are fucking weird. Some of them are cool and them some of them make me question modern society in every facet.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@lookoutlanding.bsky.social Can your stupid moderators fuck the fuck off? Stop giving my account warnings when your moderators simultaneously refuse to tell me which comments I wrote are the problem. All your moderators are just a bunch of whiny man-children and need to stop treating users this way.
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Esquies can be sad, or bad, or even rad. But never ever mad. Bad things happen when we get mad."

-Esquie, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
OH MY GOD, THEY DID IT!!!

MARINERS TO THE ALDS!!!

#Mariners #TridentsUp
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Throwback to the time I cosplayed as Buddy The Elf from Elf at #NYCC2023 (photo is from my house beforehand)

I was really proud of this because the costume was TIGHT, yet my fat butt managed to squeeze into it. Made me really proud of my weight loss! Anyway, have fun at #NYCC2025, guys!
October 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yet another bot sends me a follow -_- ugh
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This app is fucking bullshit.

Twitter might not be perfect, neither is Facebook or Reddit, but at least on those platforms people will engage with me and the only people I get DM's from aren't bots hoping to catfish me into my credit card or Paypal info.

Nothing but bots and bullshit around here!
September 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
CAL RALEIGH HITS #60 FOR THE MARINERS!

ONE OF THE GREATEST INDIVIDUAL SEASONS IN THE RECENT MEMORY OF THIS GREAT GAME!

#TridentsUp #BigDumper
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"I too am whoo, but I'm also whee, so the whee balances the whoo."

-Esquie, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
a group of people are standing around a large sack
ALT: a group of people are standing around a large sack
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September 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If only we could force MAGA to watch what happened to Charlie on repeat.

They want us Liberals to live in 24/7, why shouldn't they have to as well?

This is WAR.
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey 4chan fuckers. Heard you're apparently datamining all of Bluesky to doxx people saying shit about Charlie Kirk.

Well, let this reach you, and reach it well:

I have no employer. I'm a college student, and I doubt I'll lose my financial aid for saying fucking FUCK Charlie fucking Kirk.

🖕
September 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
He wasn't my favorite person. But to be gunned down in front of his family like some kind of rabid dog...that's not the way any human being should go out, no matter how heinous their crimes.

May god have mercy on Charlie Kirk and may god have mercy on his family most of all. I feel bad for them...
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reposted by Jordan Wolfson
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September 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
(To the tune of Blue Mornin, Blue Day by Foreigner)

"Blue mornin', blue day, someday MAGA'll see things our way!"
September 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My account was deleted by Bluesky for over two weeks because their moderation systems had an error.

That is unbelievable. Shame on you and your stupid systems. I'm glad to be back, but I'm not happy.
September 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The response from the Left at large to Hulk Hogan's passing has been sick and appalling. I thought we were the party of taking the moral high-road. The things I've seen on social media today have been absolutely irreprehensible and unforgivable. Death should be the one thing in life free of drama.
July 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Look, this platform can get as mad at me as it wants. You guys can grab pitchforks and torches and call for me to be banned if you want.

The response to Hulk Hogan's death has been sickening. When we celebrate the deaths of political adversaries, we are no longer on the correct side. Remember that.
July 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Reposted by Jordan Wolfson
Not exactly the same…
July 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM