Roll Fizzlebeef
@rollfizzlebeef.bsky.social
18+ only, please.
Transformer collector, Anime geek, gamer and walking encyclopedia of random fantasy knowledge. I also used to write on occasion. LGBTQIA+ people are safe here. If they're not safe with you, please go fuck a blender.
Transformer collector, Anime geek, gamer and walking encyclopedia of random fantasy knowledge. I also used to write on occasion. LGBTQIA+ people are safe here. If they're not safe with you, please go fuck a blender.
Best monologue in any game, period.
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Best monologue in any game, period.
*Lemonade, not Lemonaid. Damn our inability to edit posts. >.<
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
*Lemonade, not Lemonaid. Damn our inability to edit posts. >.<
"Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
December 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
"You know, I've been thinking. When Life hands you lemons? Don't make lemonaid. Make Life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons. What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Life's Manager! Make Life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!" 2/3
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"You know, I've been thinking. When Life hands you lemons? Don't make lemonaid. Make Life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons. What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Life's Manager! Make Life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!" 2/3
Family is also someone who'll give you a kick in the ass when you need it. xD Someone who's not afraid to say "Okay, now you're just being stupid. Get up, dust yourself off, tell life it can go fuck the business end of a lawnmower and move on." 1/2
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Family is also someone who'll give you a kick in the ass when you need it. xD Someone who's not afraid to say "Okay, now you're just being stupid. Get up, dust yourself off, tell life it can go fuck the business end of a lawnmower and move on." 1/2
Same here. I've always believed family is something you make, not something you're born with. Hell, all my friends here I consider my family, you included.
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Same here. I've always believed family is something you make, not something you're born with. Hell, all my friends here I consider my family, you included.
Deleted my first post because I realized it could come across as a bit whiny. It wasn't my intention, but I realized it could come across that way. Anyway, these two were amazing! No wonder they won. I can't imagine dancing like that, even in a partial.
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Deleted my first post because I realized it could come across as a bit whiny. It wasn't my intention, but I realized it could come across that way. Anyway, these two were amazing! No wonder they won. I can't imagine dancing like that, even in a partial.
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Yes I think Rudolph is a trans king, I’m so proud of him
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and bells around its neck is sitting on a table .
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December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Yes I think Rudolph is a trans king, I’m so proud of him
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They’re both trans 🏳️⚧️🩷🏳️⚧️
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
They’re both trans 🏳️⚧️🩷🏳️⚧️
Where In The World is she? I haven't seen her since her short-lived TV series.
a man is holding a microphone in front of a tv screen that says rca records
ALT: a man is holding a microphone in front of a tv screen that says rca records
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December 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Where In The World is she? I haven't seen her since her short-lived TV series.
Just don't ask them to read you poetry. It's quite horrendous, if I recall. Oh, and always be sure to bring your towel.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just don't ask them to read you poetry. It's quite horrendous, if I recall. Oh, and always be sure to bring your towel.
If it happened before you were born (hah!) then how are you still here? How is *anybody* still here if everybody died? The entire human race wouldn't exist anymore if *everybody* died. I guess he thought that if it happened before *he* was born then it happened before *you* were born, too.
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If it happened before you were born (hah!) then how are you still here? How is *anybody* still here if everybody died? The entire human race wouldn't exist anymore if *everybody* died. I guess he thought that if it happened before *he* was born then it happened before *you* were born, too.
Unfortunately I *have* to use checks to pay my rent, not only so I have proof that I paid it but also because that'd be a large amount of cash to carry on hand even if I used hundreds for most of it. And I'm not comfortable carrying that much cash. That, and my wallet wouldn't close if I tried. xD
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Unfortunately I *have* to use checks to pay my rent, not only so I have proof that I paid it but also because that'd be a large amount of cash to carry on hand even if I used hundreds for most of it. And I'm not comfortable carrying that much cash. That, and my wallet wouldn't close if I tried. xD