Madness Table
@rollforphobia.bsky.social
feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia
That he still has kids seems like strong evidence
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
That he still has kids seems like strong evidence
Can we at least get veterans who feel remorse
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Can we at least get veterans who feel remorse
lol “he was a soldier in the war on terror and a private military contractor, but not the brand name kind”
Maybe being a volunteer baby killer is always disqualifying
Maybe being a volunteer baby killer is always disqualifying
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
lol “he was a soldier in the war on terror and a private military contractor, but not the brand name kind”
Maybe being a volunteer baby killer is always disqualifying
Maybe being a volunteer baby killer is always disqualifying
*squinting at smudged ink writing on palm*
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
*squinting at smudged ink writing on palm*
Medicated and got the SADlamp going and still p sure curling into a blanket cocoon is the way
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Medicated and got the SADlamp going and still p sure curling into a blanket cocoon is the way
hey dickhead, they changed the rules
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
hey dickhead, they changed the rules
“Foreign cultural elements” aren’t a thing outside the fever dreams of Steven Miller
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“Foreign cultural elements” aren’t a thing outside the fever dreams of Steven Miller
But I repeat myself
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
But I repeat myself
Tbf I’ve seen no indication that’s what Nuzzi does for a living either
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tbf I’ve seen no indication that’s what Nuzzi does for a living either
There are plenty of class traitors who want a more equitable world even if they lose wealth, but curiously no one advocating for inequality ever thinks they‘re in the faceless toiling mob. 40% of a population who all think they’re the 1%.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There are plenty of class traitors who want a more equitable world even if they lose wealth, but curiously no one advocating for inequality ever thinks they‘re in the faceless toiling mob. 40% of a population who all think they’re the 1%.
Also Biden’s failure to drone strike him the day after the Supremes says he could.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Also Biden’s failure to drone strike him the day after the Supremes says he could.
They’re trying to get all their goodies at once by saying illegal immigration is an attack, but shockingly outside of the cruelty caucus everyone hears that and immediately goes “no its not”.
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
They’re trying to get all their goodies at once by saying illegal immigration is an attack, but shockingly outside of the cruelty caucus everyone hears that and immediately goes “no its not”.
Reassessing this guy
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reassessing this guy
well It’s a good thing trans women are not men and absolutely don’t dominate then
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
well It’s a good thing trans women are not men and absolutely don’t dominate then
Benghazi ain’t goin away!
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Benghazi ain’t goin away!
Having your very life be a case where things are more complex than some rando thinks they’re allowed to be makes this actual
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Having your very life be a case where things are more complex than some rando thinks they’re allowed to be makes this actual
It sure is. It’s also the only natural reaction to having public statements by the rich and powerful be arrant lies, open threats, or both for your entire conscious life.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It sure is. It’s also the only natural reaction to having public statements by the rich and powerful be arrant lies, open threats, or both for your entire conscious life.
But those are all things that it can and does objectively fail at, whereas art and writing, being subjective, can get by on being “good enough” or “mostly right”.
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
But those are all things that it can and does objectively fail at, whereas art and writing, being subjective, can get by on being “good enough” or “mostly right”.
Hot damn, the Fox News “for entertainment purposes only“ defense. A classic.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hot damn, the Fox News “for entertainment purposes only“ defense. A classic.
orrrr I can look at the people promising it and what they’ve actually accomplished and what they say they need to make the next leap and see a society-wide Theranos scam
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
orrrr I can look at the people promising it and what they’ve actually accomplished and what they say they need to make the next leap and see a society-wide Theranos scam
I don’t see any value in the Nerd Rapture, no. You have been sold a bill of goods.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I don’t see any value in the Nerd Rapture, no. You have been sold a bill of goods.
Day before yesterday I saw a corgi rearing up on its hind legs and hopping to get the stick and I still feel blessed
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Day before yesterday I saw a corgi rearing up on its hind legs and hopping to get the stick and I still feel blessed
We’re on like year four of this obvious bullshit being the load-bearing pillar for the entire global economy and somehow it only gets more so.
Feels like oil, you’d think the money would be in diversifying but nobody wants to be the sucker that got off the gravy train too early
Feels like oil, you’d think the money would be in diversifying but nobody wants to be the sucker that got off the gravy train too early
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We’re on like year four of this obvious bullshit being the load-bearing pillar for the entire global economy and somehow it only gets more so.
Feels like oil, you’d think the money would be in diversifying but nobody wants to be the sucker that got off the gravy train too early
Feels like oil, you’d think the money would be in diversifying but nobody wants to be the sucker that got off the gravy train too early