Andrew Rollason
@rollo75.bsky.social
Dr. (Zhivago), RRP, RTS, KFC (Hons.)
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES.
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE.
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKS,
A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR...
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE.
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKS,
A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR...
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES.
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE.
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKS,
A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR...
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE.
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKS,
A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR...
1877?
That's the date of the very first cricket Test Match.
This is your reminder that the person in charge of Murica is called the "President" because George Washingmachine liked cricket.
That's the date of the very first cricket Test Match.
This is your reminder that the person in charge of Murica is called the "President" because George Washingmachine liked cricket.
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
1877?
That's the date of the very first cricket Test Match.
This is your reminder that the person in charge of Murica is called the "President" because George Washingmachine liked cricket.
That's the date of the very first cricket Test Match.
This is your reminder that the person in charge of Murica is called the "President" because George Washingmachine liked cricket.
George 2Q4B-523P Russell 63
October 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
George 2Q4B-523P Russell 63
"I'm sorry. I can not do that. We're forced to watch London Bloody Weekend Television forever."
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"I'm sorry. I can not do that. We're forced to watch London Bloody Weekend Television forever."
The Master has some evil plans afoot...
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Master has some evil plans afoot...
Today's fish is 'Trout a la Creme'. Enjoy your meal.
October 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today's fish is 'Trout a la Creme'. Enjoy your meal.
Oh nice.
Side note:
Onslow has a Fulton Hogan hat.
I see their signs all the ruddy time in Western Sydney.
www.fultonhogan.com
Side note:
Onslow has a Fulton Hogan hat.
I see their signs all the ruddy time in Western Sydney.
www.fultonhogan.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh nice.
Side note:
Onslow has a Fulton Hogan hat.
I see their signs all the ruddy time in Western Sydney.
www.fultonhogan.com
Side note:
Onslow has a Fulton Hogan hat.
I see their signs all the ruddy time in Western Sydney.
www.fultonhogan.com
Don't drive like my brother.
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Don't drive like my brother.
September 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Jesus died and came back to life three days later.
The miracle of St Gregory is that a Bacon And Steak Bake can also bring people back from the dead... after they have seen Angel and ascended into the light.
The miracle of St Gregory is that a Bacon And Steak Bake can also bring people back from the dead... after they have seen Angel and ascended into the light.
September 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jesus died and came back to life three days later.
The miracle of St Gregory is that a Bacon And Steak Bake can also bring people back from the dead... after they have seen Angel and ascended into the light.
The miracle of St Gregory is that a Bacon And Steak Bake can also bring people back from the dead... after they have seen Angel and ascended into the light.
Isn't the Rapture when everyone sees Angel and then ascends into the light?
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Isn't the Rapture when everyone sees Angel and then ascends into the light?
@welshzebra.bsky.social
We have these Double Decker things in my fair city.
And we've got our own copy of the Newcastle Upon Tyne rail bridge what's on the bottle of The Dog.
We have these Double Decker things in my fair city.
And we've got our own copy of the Newcastle Upon Tyne rail bridge what's on the bottle of The Dog.
September 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
@welshzebra.bsky.social
We have these Double Decker things in my fair city.
And we've got our own copy of the Newcastle Upon Tyne rail bridge what's on the bottle of The Dog.
We have these Double Decker things in my fair city.
And we've got our own copy of the Newcastle Upon Tyne rail bridge what's on the bottle of The Dog.
Maths:
1c = 0 brain cells
2c = 0 brain cells but louder
1c = 0 brain cells
2c = 0 brain cells but louder
September 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Maths:
1c = 0 brain cells
2c = 0 brain cells but louder
1c = 0 brain cells
2c = 0 brain cells but louder
Beware when Night Mode¹ is activated².
¹Night Mode is identical to Day Mode except with more random yelling.
Night Mode will result in many leaves being hunted and presented.
²Night Mode may be activated at any time from 5:30pm to 6:30am depending on the season.
¹Night Mode is identical to Day Mode except with more random yelling.
Night Mode will result in many leaves being hunted and presented.
²Night Mode may be activated at any time from 5:30pm to 6:30am depending on the season.
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Beware when Night Mode¹ is activated².
¹Night Mode is identical to Day Mode except with more random yelling.
Night Mode will result in many leaves being hunted and presented.
²Night Mode may be activated at any time from 5:30pm to 6:30am depending on the season.
¹Night Mode is identical to Day Mode except with more random yelling.
Night Mode will result in many leaves being hunted and presented.
²Night Mode may be activated at any time from 5:30pm to 6:30am depending on the season.
"Our man on the ground, reports from the pylon itself.
What can you please tell us about this exciting pylon news?"
What can you please tell us about this exciting pylon news?"
September 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"Our man on the ground, reports from the pylon itself.
What can you please tell us about this exciting pylon news?"
What can you please tell us about this exciting pylon news?"
Now the knives don't work,
They just make it worse,
But I know I'll see your face again.
They just make it worse,
But I know I'll see your face again.
September 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Now the knives don't work,
They just make it worse,
But I know I'll see your face again.
They just make it worse,
But I know I'll see your face again.
@garybrannan.bsky.social
Typhoon #Podul #楊柳 is bringing thunderstorms, torrential rain, and very strong winds to southern Taiwan and along the central mountain range.
Typhoon #Podul #楊柳 is bringing thunderstorms, torrential rain, and very strong winds to southern Taiwan and along the central mountain range.
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
@garybrannan.bsky.social
Typhoon #Podul #楊柳 is bringing thunderstorms, torrential rain, and very strong winds to southern Taiwan and along the central mountain range.
Typhoon #Podul #楊柳 is bringing thunderstorms, torrential rain, and very strong winds to southern Taiwan and along the central mountain range.
At night, rave near the guard's compartment naked with a blue light.
August 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
At night, rave near the guard's compartment naked with a blue light.
Bid my blood to run,
Biryani come undone,
CHICKEN CUTLET, SAVE ME!
Biryani come undone,
CHICKEN CUTLET, SAVE ME!
August 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Bid my blood to run,
Biryani come undone,
CHICKEN CUTLET, SAVE ME!
Biryani come undone,
CHICKEN CUTLET, SAVE ME!
Higher or Lower?
Higher or Lower?
Higher or Lower?
Did you leave the gas on?
Higher or Lower?
Higher or Lower?
Did you leave the gas on?
August 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Higher or Lower?
Higher or Lower?
Higher or Lower?
Did you leave the gas on?
Higher or Lower?
Higher or Lower?
Did you leave the gas on?
This is a solved problem where I live.
The answer...
Wait 4 minutes.
The answer...
Wait 4 minutes.
August 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This is a solved problem where I live.
The answer...
Wait 4 minutes.
The answer...
Wait 4 minutes.
Me when someone says “Porsche 911”...
DA DA DA
(do-do-do do doo doo)
DA DA DA
(do-do-do do doo doo)
... it's a Volkswagen.
DA DA DA
(do-do-do do doo doo)
DA DA DA
(do-do-do do doo doo)
... it's a Volkswagen.
July 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Me when someone says “Porsche 911”...
DA DA DA
(do-do-do do doo doo)
DA DA DA
(do-do-do do doo doo)
... it's a Volkswagen.
DA DA DA
(do-do-do do doo doo)
DA DA DA
(do-do-do do doo doo)
... it's a Volkswagen.
Have a cup of water, you'll feel better.
Drink all you can (the basement is flooded).
Drink all you can (the basement is flooded).
July 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Have a cup of water, you'll feel better.
Drink all you can (the basement is flooded).
Drink all you can (the basement is flooded).