armored toasters!

I think I like it the way it is.

you'll get better!

Those are precious!

lol. I don't know. I'm retired/disabled.

start with easy project like scarf or rectangle. Getting the lines straight will come with time. Just have fun. Use videos or books, whichever you like. Classes are good-if you look for knit and crochet craft groups there are usually people who like to help teach you and coach you.

Very pretty

hang in there. are you doing a simple enough pattern? I wouldn't personally start with amigurumis even though woobles look cute. granny squares to sew together at the end are a good beginning.

I can't explain why this is making me cry

give him some buttons on his tray. call for diet coke, etc.

how does killing the mom protect a fetus?

I knew what you were saying because I hear it too. Being an ok parent to wonderful kids is a low bar; they deserve wonderful parents and I just try to be good enough.

can we pick the evil doer?

I don't want polio or measles.

wow

Looks like it's working