Ronald Tramp
@ronald-tramp.bsky.social
The man, the legend, the bigliest and bestliest
People think I confused Mont Blanc with the Canadian Rockies. Ha, more fool them. I’ve never even met him. The big D wins again
December 4, 2024 at 9:22 PM
People think I confused Mont Blanc with the Canadian Rockies. Ha, more fool them. I’ve never even met him. The big D wins again
Felons?????That’s plural, there’s only one f’Elon in our team. He is f’awesome, although I wish he would ‘off home. He keeps drinking all the kook aid.
December 2, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Felons?????That’s plural, there’s only one f’Elon in our team. He is f’awesome, although I wish he would ‘off home. He keeps drinking all the kook aid.
Wow, sleepy Joe pulled a Trump. I knew I liked that guy. edition.cnn.com/2024/12/01/p...
President Biden pardons his son Hunter Biden | CNN Politics
President Joe Biden announced Sunday that he has pardoned his son Hunter Biden, who faced sentencing this month for federal tax and gun convictions, marking a reversal as he prepares to leave office.
edition.cnn.com
December 2, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Wow, sleepy Joe pulled a Trump. I knew I liked that guy. edition.cnn.com/2024/12/01/p...
A chicken once lived for 18 months without a head. I’m going to beat that and rule for 4 years without a brain
December 1, 2024 at 1:15 PM
A chicken once lived for 18 months without a head. I’m going to beat that and rule for 4 years without a brain
Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people. Therefore I am going to install giraffes across America on day two of my presidency.
December 1, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people. Therefore I am going to install giraffes across America on day two of my presidency.
I think I found just the guy for the kitchen. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Gregg Wallace hits out at 'handful' of accusers of misconduct
BBC News revealed allegations of inappropriate sexual comments and behaviour against the MasterChef presenter, with the complainants a range of ages.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2024 at 1:09 PM
I think I found just the guy for the kitchen. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
British MP resigns over a mobile phone. That wouldn’t be criminal enough to get her into Whitehouse. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Louise Haigh quits as transport secretary over phone offence
Haigh's departure is the first Cabinet resignation under Sir Keir Starmer's government.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2024 at 7:44 AM
British MP resigns over a mobile phone. That wouldn’t be criminal enough to get her into Whitehouse. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rudy, Rudy who? Never heard of him. news.sky.com/story/donald...
Donald Trump's former lawyer Rudy Giuliani tells New York judge he 'has no car, credit card, or cash'
The former New York mayor has been told he must pay two election workers $148m after he accused them of lying to help steal the 2020 presidential contest from Mr Trump.
news.sky.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Rudy, Rudy who? Never heard of him. news.sky.com/story/donald...
Just like me and my posse down the club. Elon is the one in the middle. He’s a sucker.
November 25, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Just like me and my posse down the club. Elon is the one in the middle. He’s a sucker.
Never happened, fake news. Even if I was there and even if I said it, it’s fake news. So meh.
Holy moly. MAGA is losing their mind over an uncovered video from 2016 where Donald Trump says people should use the bathroom they feel is inappropriate and speaks out against trans bathroom bills. Feel free to share this so MAGA implodes.
November 25, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Never happened, fake news. Even if I was there and even if I said it, it’s fake news. So meh.
Where’s Melania when I need her?
Pro tip: If you are cooking for Thanksgiving, spatchcock your turkey for a bird that is crispy, juicy, and slightly suggestive (this is from last year)
November 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Where’s Melania when I need her?
What the Mar a Lago is a food stamp?
November 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
What the Mar a Lago is a food stamp?
I knew it
November 25, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I knew it
Another day another escape. Houdini couldn’t keep up with me. So so slippy, heh, heh, heh
November 25, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Another day another escape. Houdini couldn’t keep up with me. So so slippy, heh, heh, heh
For $3999 you could have your own little Donnie to cuddle. Hit me up
November 25, 2024 at 12:10 AM
For $3999 you could have your own little Donnie to cuddle. Hit me up
In my first day in office I will be dealing with the migrants. The awful Baltimore Oriole will be the first to feel my wrath.
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
In my first day in office I will be dealing with the migrants. The awful Baltimore Oriole will be the first to feel my wrath.
Lovely hair, not as lovely as mine, but magnificent.
November 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Lovely hair, not as lovely as mine, but magnificent.
Looking forward to rolling these out in January. They are so beautiful.
November 25, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Looking forward to rolling these out in January. They are so beautiful.